By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 16:56 - Canada

Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year old guy. My boss is a 50 year old woman. I desperately need this job. FML
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tdub10 2

Can you say cougar. Haha

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perdix 29

If you are so desperate, tell her she doesn't have to pull her hand away so fast. Let her fingers linger.

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tdub10 2

Can you say cougar. Haha

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nickwest 0

you get on that horse and ride son ride till you can ride no more my friend then repeat. don't be a faget look at the power you have dumb ****.

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rushiee 0

suck it up princess its just one smack (;

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chillpill 0

haha u should be proud to get that older woman ;) but i have had a similar experience with my obese teacher while my ex gf was in the room. can anybody say akwardness??

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LisaBanana 0

She just wants some good mc lovin' 'tis all!

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sloppyflow 1

give her what se want she'd give u a raise

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corporatescoundr 25

had the same experience in my art history class smh...

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iSitt 0

Just close your eyes and think of England. They're all pink on the inside. Married women know how to keep a secret. It's French to cheat on your wife. It's American to get caught.

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WTSchool 0

I'm sure you desperately need this job now. (:

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tribridags 0

sue for sexual harassment and get more money?

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aznbiznitch666 4

Or he can quit and make her his sugamama..

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TheBestManEver 0

OP you're looking at this the wrong way. Milk this act and get an upper management job in your workplace.

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perdix 29

If you are so desperate, tell her she doesn't have to pull her hand away so fast. Let her fingers linger.

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RedPillSucks 31

Reminds me of a "3rd Rock" skit. her *puts hand on butt* him "please move your hand" her "I'm so sorry!" *removes hand from butt* him "no, I meant 'around'"

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tdub10 2

Nxt time she does it smack her on the ass back and say good game coach. Lol.... And make sure you put some stank on it.

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sxm 13

and this is an fml why it should be more like a ******* rights type of story.

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IMcPwn 12

If you switch the genders of the boss and employee, this would be a rape case no doubt.

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TheOtherNewest1 6

Go into her office and whip it out and be like "SUCK IT, BITCH!"

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