By FML Approved - 13/07/2017 18:30 I agree, your life sucks 510 You deserved it 146 Share Tweet Share
Today, we realized we had a problem with two appliances. Their manuals were in a high cabinet. My husband got down the one for the appliance he was working on, but left the one I needed up too high for me to reach. I got the step stool and said, "OK" as I climbed up. My husband flipped and yelled that I am "disrespectful." FML I agree, your life sucks 424 You deserved it 79
Today, my mother-in-law called my boyfriend, who is four years younger than me, to try and persuade him to go to a funeral, because there would be cute girls there his age there. FML I agree, your life sucks 371 You deserved it 95
Today, I went to CVS to buy some tampons. The cashier said, "Ewwww... You're on your period." FML I agree, your life sucks 69 603 You deserved it 7 278
Today, my fencing team took pictures for the yearbook. We were having individual pictures with our weapons, and it was my turn. When the photographer told me to pose, I tried to be super cool by quickly putting my sabre against my chest like some sort of soldier. I poked myself in the eye. FML I agree, your life sucks 8 547 You deserved it 35 886
Today, I was working at the daycare. As I left with my boyfriend, a kid came up to us and said that my boyfriend could do way better. FML I agree, your life sucks 40 758 You deserved it 3 918
Today, I have found that I have feelings for my best friend's wife. She is beautiful, caring, and downright a good wife. She does have issues, like mental issues, but she talks to me and she comes to me for comfort. I have thought it would be nice to just hold her hand even. Am I a jerk or not? I want her bad. FML I agree, your life sucks 175 You deserved it 872
Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML I agree, your life sucks 34 458 You deserved it 33 136
Today, I received a letter from my college telling me that my instant tuition was revoked and I’ll have to pay almost twice as much next semester. Yesterday, I received the same letter. I guess they needed to tell me twice. It hurt just as much the second time. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 749 You deserved it 253
Those aren’t the droids I’m looking for.