Love: * backs away slowly *

* backs away slowly *

By tima - 27/06/2018 01:30

Today, I went to visit my long-distance boyfriend for the first time. His room is decorated top to bottom with swastikas and confederate flags. FML

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By MaydayManic - 10/08/2011 13:11 - United States

Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML

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To each his own

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Absecon

Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML

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By WasZumTeufel? - 01/01/2013 00:55 - Germany - Kabel

Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML

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Get out, now

By Hélène - 01/05/2021 10:58

Today, my boyfriend invited me over for dinner for the first time. The place was full of his ex's stuff, books on the shelves, makeup in the bathroom, clothes in the closet and even shoes on the floor. Not to mention creepy plush toys staring at me. She left him 8 years ago. FML

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By historyrepeats - 11/07/2019 04:00

Today, I woke up to a Swastika, "Go home" and "Trump2020" spray-painted on my car. FML

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By thatgirl - 10/10/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a respectable, successful, polite, and attractive guy. Ten minutes into the conversation, I find out he's a neo-Nazi and earned a swastika tattoo in prison for "something shady." FML

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By Amber - 02/01/2021 02:01

Today, after five years of being with my boyfriend, I found out that he is apparently very xenophobic. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML

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Get out of there, fast

By LeaveMeAlone - 23/02/2021 22:56

Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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PenguinPal3017 19

Wednesday 27 June 2018 1:45

Sounds like a red flag.

RinoaHeartilly 36

Wednesday 27 June 2018 2:11

Time to end that relationship.

Comments

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Monday 11 June 2018 16:10

Just go along with it, and when the time comes, sabotage his nazi club.

real life problems 26

Wednesday 27 June 2018 1:42

Ooh a collector. Be careful though, sometimes they collect some weird stuff.

PenguinPal3017 19

Wednesday 27 June 2018 1:45

Sounds like a red flag.

Sinshine 28

Wednesday 27 June 2018 2:13

One?

Aiden89 23

Wednesday 27 June 2018 2:04

Guess you did nazi that coming, huh?

Amber Rutledge 11

Wednesday 27 June 2018 20:01

😂😂😂

RinoaHeartilly 36

Wednesday 27 June 2018 2:11

Time to end that relationship.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 27 June 2018 17:04

That would be the Final Solution to it!

Glowworm56 26

Wednesday 27 June 2018 2:19

Time to make that long distance boyfriend a long gone one.

John Nemeth 14

Wednesday 27 June 2018 3:43

Long distance is now non existence

chris_lillo 15

Wednesday 27 June 2018 4:01

Get out I've seen this in a movie before!

darkenedone 27

Wednesday 27 June 2018 4:44

Slowly?

acmariner99 25

Wednesday 27 June 2018 4:54

Time to stage a little rebellion and secede from this relationship

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