Caddy Shack

By Anonymous - 07/09/2019 14:00

Today, I've had people calling the golf course just to ask what the weather's going to be like tomorrow. I’m a golf professional, not the weather man. FML
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RichardPencil 30

What kind of golf pro are you if you can't quote Caddyshack chapter and verse? When you get asked, put on your best Carl and say, "I'd keep playing. I don't think the heavy stuff's coming down for quite a while."

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Mooglefox 23

I would have told them it would be raining golf balls.

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Chaith 16

They assume a professional at a golf course would be pretty keen on watching the forecast. And it's small talk. Your life is average

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RichardPencil 30

What kind of golf pro are you if you can't quote Caddyshack chapter and verse? When you get asked, put on your best Carl and say, "I'd keep playing. I don't think the heavy stuff's coming down for quite a while."

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Mooglefox 23

I would have told them it would be raining golf balls.

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kujiens101 24

So what’s the weather gonna be like tomorrow?

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alycion 38

There are forecast sites for every outdoor hobby. They should learn them. Maybe post them somewhere.

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HaditaMG 10

It resonates so much for me !!! I worked in a golf club as a receptionnist for almost 8 years 1/2 and I can't count the number of times clients asked me the question !!! Like they don't have television or internet ?

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

I feel your pain. I work at the local newspaper and we're always getting phone calls from people wanting us to look up phone numbers... seriously, use your FREE phone book or Google it like everyone else. We're not the operator. Just because we're the newspaper doesn't mean we know everything.

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