Transportation, Cars, Accident and Neighbours: Everybody needs good neighbours

Everybody needs good neighbours

By Anonymous - 28/06/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, I got t-boned while on my way represent myself in a deposition for a lawsuit I filed against my neighbor. The other driver was my neighbor's husband. FML

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You deserved it 102

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By Crashed - 01/01/2014 18:21 - United States - Evans

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML

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You deserved it 5 345

By Anonymous - 01/07/2012 00:31

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML

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You deserved it 2 070

By ttsutaoka - 11/07/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 063

You deserved it 2 786

By T-Shain - 31/05/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I rear-ended a car. While we were waiting for the police, we made small talk, at which point I learned that he was an attorney. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 390

You deserved it 8 536

By anon - 21/06/2014 12:50 - United States - Edison

Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 925

You deserved it 4 860

By winks - 09/11/2016 19:06 - United States - Reno

Today, I got into a car accident that was my fault. The other driver was my professor. FML

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You deserved it 1 733

By Sean - 09/09/2013 21:04 - United States

Today, I went to my insurance company to deal with some paperwork. One of their employees backed into my car before I made it into the building. FML

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You deserved it 2 996

By youfuckingslut - 11/11/2012 19:11 - United States

Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML

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You deserved it 3 373

By Katie - 23/06/2011 16:39 - United States

Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 659

You deserved it 2 813

By shubididubbitty - 20/02/2016 18:06 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 331

You deserved it 1 379

Charlie Given 26

Tuesday 28 June 2022 16:45

This sounds like far too much of a coincidence to be a coincidence that sounds intentional.

MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 28 June 2022 14:05

And now you have a reckless driving lawsuit on them.

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MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 28 June 2022 14:05

And now you have a reckless driving lawsuit on them.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 28 June 2022 15:33

They call that Witness Tampering.

Charlie Given 26

Tuesday 28 June 2022 16:45

This sounds like far too much of a coincidence to be a coincidence that sounds intentional.

Jon Tessler 14

Tuesday 28 June 2022 17:54

and now, you can get them for attempted vehicular manslaughter

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Everybody needs good neighbours

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