First dates

By Tytonic - 20/01/2020 05:00 - United States - Havertown

Today, after my first dinner with my new girlfriend, I was using a toothpick when I fell, stabbing the roof of my mouth. She then laughed at me, as there was so much blood. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 867
You deserved it 412

Same thing different taste

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Women love it when you can make them laugh! I'm sure one who laughs at your pain and blood loss will make an excellent mother for your children.

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Women love it when you can make them laugh! I'm sure one who laughs at your pain and blood loss will make an excellent mother for your children.

I hope she’s your ex-girlfriend now...

maybe she didn't know what to do so she laughed out of nervousness?

Stephencharis 14

how do you laugh at so much blood? jeeezzz