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By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 13:48 - United States

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Today, I woke up to 70 new text messages and 100 calls, all from numbers I didn't know. The night before I got into a heated argument with my old best friend about who was prettier. She got mad and posted my number on Craigslist as a prostitute. Apparently I won. FML
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UrLifeDoesntSuck 0

YDI for having a "heated argument" about who is prettier. Friendly teasing? That's fine. Argument that escalates into posting your phone number on craigslist? WTF.

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MisterKrayzie 0

hey, on the bright side at least you now know that theres a few hundred people that are willing to do ya. AND you'd get paid. Cha ching!

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Nooneslooking 0

I think they were arguing that the other was prettier, not they they themselves were prettier than the other...

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WIDRR 0

What an immature bitchy "friend"

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Fall3nAngel 22

YTDI for arguing over such a stupid thing. That just proves how bitchy you both are. You should have seen it coming.

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shadankium 1

says the one with fallen angel as there name... for real?

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ThatNutellaTho 6

Btw Fallen Angel Is Also a Song By Black Veil Brides .-.

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iluvuxinfinityn1 0

this isn't even an f my life, i'd think you'd have quite the ego boost! hope texting is free for you. hysterical though. change your number. haha

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UrLifeDoesntSuck 0

YDI for having a "heated argument" about who is prettier. Friendly teasing? That's fine. Argument that escalates into posting your phone number on craigslist? WTF.

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420hiadventurer 0

interesting how it says "old" best friend...

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Golden_fml 1

She might mean old by either that they're no longer friends, or that they've been friends for a while.

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whereisbob_fml 0

u were that retarded to have an argument about how pretty u were............. jesus christ thats thick.....

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WhoaIsMeImSoWhoa 1

I almost 100% sure that they were both blondes.

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llSgtScopell 0

Haha well you know you always will have a fall back career.

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666midnight 0

Least you won, something good came out of it =P

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generalsmith2 0

you literally argued with your friend that you were prettier than she was? what is wrong with you?

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Nooneslooking 0

I think they were arguing that the other was prettier, not that they themselves were prettier than the other!

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kendrrraa10 2

That makes no sense.. Why would the bestfriend get mad if she was being called pretty?

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