Animals: Happy meal

Happy meal

By ollierocks96 - 17/12/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch outside with my friends, when a spider fell on one guy's back. I glanced at it and opened my mouth to warn him when another guy flicked it and it went into my mouth. I can still taste it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2022 01:01 - Canada - Warman

Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML

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By somuchforthat - 19/02/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML

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By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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By spiderinmylips - 24/06/2009 20:19 - United States

Today, I was laying out in my backyard trying to get some color when I felt a little tickle on my lips. I rubbed them together to satisfy the itch, when I felt a sort of crunchiness popping between them. I had crushed a spider between my lips and its legs were still moving. FML

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By danonno - 02/08/2012 21:08 - Canada - Nelson

Today, I was sitting under a rather large house plant in my dining room, minding my own business when a spider lowered itself right in front of my face. It startled me, causing me to gasp, which resulted in me inhaling the spider. I then spent 3 minutes choking on it. FML

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By Arachnaphobe - 03/06/2016 22:14 - United States - Bloomington

Today, a large spider climbed inside my lunchbox while my mom was making me sandwiches. She didn't tell me about it until after I got home from school, though, and only because I mentioned a strange aftertaste in the sandwiches. She said she didn't want me to worry over lunch because she knows I hate spiders. FML

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By Spiderchick - 26/09/2019 12:00 - Germany

Today, I found out that the stories about how you swallow insects and spiders in your sleep are true, as I woke up to a funny taste in my mouth and the remains of a spider stuck to my braces. FML

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By Whateversz - 24/07/2010 19:59 - Netherlands

Today, when I took a nap on the couch, a spider crawled into my mouth. How do I know? My boyfriend filmed it and laughed. FML

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By HighasaCloud - 10/12/2016 02:38

Today, while typing at my desk, I leaned back in my chair to stretch my arms. A spider dangling from the ceiling must have been watching me since it had perfect timing on its descent right into my open yawning mouth. FML

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By GetMeTheDamnBleach - 21/10/2014 19:46 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I smashed a spider with my pencil eraser. Later, I absentmindedly chewed on it while doing my homework. FML

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ollierocks96 0

Friday 18 December 2009 3:46

I actually did have this happen

cch2010 0

Friday 18 December 2009 1:33

thats nasty

Comments

lunytunes88 0

Friday 18 December 2009 2:09

it's breeding season for them.

natedog12 0

Friday 18 December 2009 2:18

Im guessing this is completely made up how the **** would this happen that it just perfectly goes right into your mouth- (haha), right when you opened it? This is ****** bullshit

Ascaryrobot 0

Friday 18 December 2009 3:16

It's called coincidence you cynical *******..

silbern 0

Friday 18 December 2009 2:33

I call bullshit on this one.

ssasjb01 0

Friday 18 December 2009 2:46

shit happens, it's called coincidence!!!

Person1233 12

Friday 18 December 2009 2:49

Ollierocks96 seems like a real poser name, lol...

blazeup420 0

Friday 18 December 2009 3:15

Sounds like bullshit if u ask me...

dontizzle 0

Friday 18 December 2009 3:32

if that happened to me i would absolutley KILL the guy who flicked it.

Mylife_is_so_fd 0

Friday 18 December 2009 3:51

Today, whilke eating lunch outside i realized it minus 30 celsius and my left nut just froze off, FML lol i know it would never actually happen but some days it feels cold enough to happen