Neighbours, Facebook, Social Media and Love: Killing the mood

Killing the mood

By hotmess - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Katy

Today, my boyfriend stopped by my house after work because he missed me. We made out for a bit outside, which involved some touching and then he left. When I got inside, I got a Facebook message from my older neighbor that read, "That was gross. Please don't do that again in front of me. Really." FML

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You deserved it 8 751

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By canessadawn - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Portland

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML

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You deserved it 2 573

Mummy's bravest little boy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia - Hobart

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 390

You deserved it 758

Sketchy

By Wolf - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Trinidad and Tobago

Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML

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You deserved it 2 461

How could you?

By Ashlee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 230

You deserved it 7 910

By sickened - 25/08/2009 14:17 - Philippines

Today, my friends and I went out drinking, and luckily enough, the guy I have had a crush on for four years now was there. I tried to get drunk so that I can make a move and blame it on the alcohol. I went in to whisper my confession in his ear... only to puke on him. FML

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You deserved it 68 042

Great, just great

By lax22 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML

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You deserved it 6 298

Very funny, Mom

By ThanksMa - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML

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You deserved it 14 552

Scary!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML

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You deserved it 5 870

Dad pranks '09

By PISSED - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Germany

Today, I finally got a date with one of the hottest girls in school, a perfect 10. Just before I go to pick her up to go to the movies, I called her to find out where she lives. She answered the phone, only to hear my father yelling in the background, "STOP TALKING TO THAT WHORE." FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 657

You deserved it 5 288

Night on the tiles

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Ireland - Gorey

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to sneak out of work early and pay a little visit to the pub. I ended up staggering home, drunkenly making myself a nacho cheese dorito milkshake with the blender, then promptly puked my guts out all over the kitchen table. FML

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You deserved it 46 583

newthoughts_ 16

Monday 25 April 2016 19:44

Ydi. Couldn't you go inside to do all that?

Senseless_487 29

Monday 25 April 2016 19:43

While nobody really likes excessive PDA, did he have to watch? He could have just looked away if he thought it was that gross.

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cj89898 24

Monday 25 April 2016 19:41

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cj89898 24

Monday 25 April 2016 20:36

If the neighbor just wanted to sit outside they should be able to in peace.

MikaykayUnicorn 36

Monday 25 April 2016 23:20

I actually agree. People will say "your neighbor should have looked away" but the neighbor probably did look away after he saw it. And your neighbor should be able to go outside and not see two people ******* around.

Kittycorn 17

Tuesday 26 April 2016 3:07

I agree, I'm sure your neighbor would like to be able to look through his window without witnessing some heavy petting, especially if you have a house available.

cj89898 24

Tuesday 26 April 2016 7:13

So now is it a total "Phew glad it wasn't me"? I don't like this new system...

NNOTCHO 23

Monday 25 April 2016 19:42

Why was he watching? Fyl

SalsaVerdeDonut 22

Monday 25 April 2016 19:43

Why would your neighbor keep looking? They should have turned away once they saw you lip locked with your boyfriend.

yerawizardlizzy 27

Monday 25 April 2016 20:19

They probably did. You don't have to keep watching to send a message telling them to cut it out.

BShek 12

Monday 25 April 2016 19:43

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milehigh52 22

Monday 25 April 2016 20:22

You're a starburst.

milehigh52 22

Tuesday 26 April 2016 3:05

That went over everyone's heads. I was referring to the starburst contradiction commercial.

Senseless_487 29

Monday 25 April 2016 19:43

While nobody really likes excessive PDA, did he have to watch? He could have just looked away if he thought it was that gross.

trollcrusher 17

Tuesday 26 April 2016 6:46

There's not enough information to infer that the neighbor was watching the entire scene; my immediate interpretation was that he looked out at the wrong moment, likely seeing them lip-locked and getting handsy, before leaving in disgust to type the message. That brief viewing alone would probably be enough to warrant the message sent. I have to vote YDI on this one; it wouldn't have been much trouble for OP to step into the house and make the "public display of affection" a private one instead.