Kitchen nightmare

By Shortcake - 05/07/2012 01:48 - Canada - Pitt Meadows

Today, what started as my mom calling my grandma for a recipe turned into them discussing the philosophical reason behind my baking. I apparently picked up baking because I'm depressed over unemployment. And here I thought I just liked the smell of baked goods. FML
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Maggey 19

Bake their favorite recipes and refuse to share because you clearly need it to console yourself over your unemployment.

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perdix 29

Boy, are they ever out in left field! Obviously, you bake because you have a very unsatisfying sex life. Mr. Fields was terrible in the sack and Famous Amos's wife had a mechanical ***** called Infamous Amos.

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whostolemylama 12

Your mom reminds me of that philosopher, Freud? Except she does not think sexually like he does, but thinks everything has a symbol

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metaphoristic 8

Freud is a founding father of psychology, not really philosophy

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metaphoristic 8

Freud is a founding father of psychology, not philosophy.

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metaphoristic 8

Freud is a founding father of psychology, not philosophy.

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metaphoristic 8

Well now you know :D

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doctorhook86 24

Freud was a philosopher of psychology. He sure wasn't no scientist! *bah dum DUM*

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Stardew 19

Nothing wrong with baking, it is a useful skill to have. I love to bake!

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mango260 9

I hate it when parents do that! For example I had long beautiful hair but it was extremely unhealthy, so I decided to chop it off... My family doesn't think I chopped it off because it was unhealthy more like I was coming to terms with myself which means I'm a lesbian... I'm like I just told you my reason and for the million time I'm not a lesbian... So they're still cooking up their real theories of why I chopped my hair off so annoying!

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JKr3slEMO 5

Eh..I dyed my hair blue cos I felt like it but my mom thinks its cos I'm ashamed to have her side of the families hair and I decided to mock it-_-

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Maggey 19

Bake their favorite recipes and refuse to share because you clearly need it to console yourself over your unemployment.

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alicexo_fml 8

Put some clothes on

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dressedskeleton 10

alicexo- your profile's comment section has "it's extremely difficult for me to care." written on it.. So why do you care enough to judge someone else on their choice of clothing??

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perdix 29

Boy, are they ever out in left field! Obviously, you bake because you have a very unsatisfying sex life. Mr. Fields was terrible in the sack and Famous Amos's wife had a mechanical ***** called Infamous Amos.

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everydayFML2121 5

Famous Amos's evil twin is heinous anus, but apparently that's a terrible brand name and was destroyed pretty quick... Gone but not forgotten: heinous anus.

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eriksen 16

If I had skills in baking I would use them...but now I don't have any:'( (not yealous at all)

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metaphoristic 8

Jealous* Sorry, it bothered me

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yahoowizard 16

Well, sounds reasonable. You just got laid off and with the extra time, you're baking, which keeps you happy. Definitely won't be baking as much if you get a job.

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twinkledinosaur 0

Lol, that's slightly strange - but still don't think it's that bad of an FML :)

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iMeowzAlot 8

You learn something new about yourself everyday.

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FuckYourProblems 6

Baking is fun, and you get to eat when you're done. What's not to love?

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