Education, Fire and Health: Lawyer up

Lawyer up

By human torch - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML

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Adam Daniel 20

Saturday 28 October 2017 22:17

“thats what u get for not doing your homework stupid bitch”

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 14 September 2023 5:35

Were you singing "C'mon, baby, light my fire" and he took it literally? That's how you ******* use "literally," goddammit!

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Adam Daniel 20

Saturday 28 October 2017 22:17

“thats what u get for not doing your homework stupid bitch”

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 14 September 2023 5:35

Were you singing "C'mon, baby, light my fire" and he took it literally? That's how you ******* use "literally," goddammit!

bazjack 26

Friday 15 September 2023 8:20

I could see that happening in a chemistry class, but physics? Did they use friction to start the fire?

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