Awkward, Clumsy and Keys: Lost

Lost

By p-man - 27/08/2009 07:34 - United States

Today, my friend and I went boating. In the middle of the lake, we decided to jump in. We put our valuables in the boat and jumped in. When I tried to get back in the boat, it flipped over, and our cellphones, along with my car keys, are at the bottom of the lake. FML

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By WetPhone - 15/06/2009 18:10 - United States

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By babydoll13211 - 04/09/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML

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Thursday 27 August 2009 16:08

Give up boating and pick up diving?

onigiriqueen 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 16:11

WHY WOULD YOU BRING THOSE THINGS WITH YOU ON A BOAT?! I get not having a safe place to put them-- but then why the HELL would you *jump out* of that boat and risk something happening to all of your shit? My GOD YDI for being such a dumbass!!! >_

Comments

OMGitsKaleyxo 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 16:26

thats a pretty sucky boat right there.

plexico 3

Thursday 27 August 2009 16:29

That's what you get for playing with your dinghy.

XOfiestypixie 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 18:51

Win for Plexico's double entendre comment. =D

xxXChiiXxx 2

Thursday 27 August 2009 21:44

LMFAO :D

boner_93 2

Friday 28 August 2009 5:39

lol. but yeah, ydi for not being able to get into a boat without tipping it over.

dayrin7 4

Thursday 27 August 2009 16:32

So you think only you can have fun >:[ maybe your freaking cell phone and keys want to have fun too.! hehe nosa... aww that sucks lol be a little more smarter next time lol

scarlett29 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 16:36

Omg, me too. This would suck SO bad.

gummibehrs 4

Thursday 27 August 2009 16:40

Why would you bring that stuff on the boat? Leave your phone in your car and attach your keys to something. I bet you both tried to climb on board on the same side at the same time, too.