Health, Farts and Kids: Mambo number 6

Mambo number 6

By n/a - 25/11/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I was working at a children's play centre, and my stomach was twisting and turning. Thinking no one was around, I let out a small fart, only to turn and see a little girl running to her mom, yelling, "Mommy! Mommy! That lady just farted and it sounded like daddy!" FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2014 17:39 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, I was at the local grocery store. I've had really bad gas lately, and I accidentally let one go while standing in line. The woman behind me thought it was her kid, and smacked him for farting in public. FML

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By oops - 04/03/2016 21:28 - United States - Mankato

Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML

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Barf

By sickatwokr - 30/06/2015 20:26 - Australia

Today, while alone in the childcare centre I work at, one of the children farted bad enough to trigger my morning sickness. Because I was alone, I couldn't leave the room, which resulted in me throwing up into a 2-year-old-sized toilet, while 12 toddlers either watched or ran wild. FML

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By FattestUgliestPerson - 18/01/2014 09:45 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, my husband jokingly told my daughter when she passes gas in public she needs to blame it on the fattest and ugliest person there. We went shopping after and she let a HUGE fart out. She gasped, "Mommy!" FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 08:28 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us started gagging, so he turned, pointed at me and said "That was my daughter." FML

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It wasn't me

By CatLady - 16/06/2017 04:00

Today, I was having dinner at a restaurant with my best friend and her 18-month-old. I really had to fart, so I let one go silently, hoping it would go unnoticed. I caught a whiff of it, but so did my friend apparently, because she made a face and then held up her baby to smell her diaper. FML

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By lambeaster - 20/01/2016 14:27 - United States - Washington

Today, I accidentally let out a silent but obscenely deadly fart in the doctor's waiting room. It was so foul that a woman got insanely pissed at her kid because she thought he'd shat his pants again. FML

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By combovercaiti_ - 25/01/2019 12:00

Today, I was waiting in line at the store trying to hold in a fart. I get to the cash register and the lady made me laugh and the fart slipped out. Only it was much louder than it was supposed to be, because I was squeezing my butt cheeks together, so it made a clapping sound. It was heard. FML

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Denial

By Loud - 08/09/2016 06:07 - Australia

Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2014 02:34 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML

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Wednesday 25 November 2009 16:22

u fart like a guy be proud!!!!!

blah123blah 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 16:28

you are human (I am guessing), people fart. I am sure that the mom will not start a website based on everyone who she knows that has farted.

Comments

maku_fml 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 7:40

This is not good, kids are kids. I think you should not do that.

Cristaderzi 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 12:00

Well: Flatulation is caused by Bacteria breaking down all that bad stuff in your gut. Though I dunno I guess if your around others a lot then stock up on Beano! As though yes indeed its natural its still nasty as feces after all is waste that even your body refused...

taybaby18 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 19:17

uhm, ydi hahaha. :)

sTejaski 0

Friday 27 November 2009 1:22

you dirty cow

HunnyBunch123 0

Friday 27 November 2009 19:16

Lol XD thats lol you could have looked to see if there was a small chile ready to suffocate at your disposal of gas.

ChairForce 0

Monday 14 December 2009 20:39

Are you embarrassed because you farted or because it sounded like her daddy?

kewkiez 0

Wednesday 9 June 2010 22:57

YDI for working at a kids play centre

unilpentium_2 0

Friday 6 August 2010 7:25

YDI for having chemical reactions in your digestive system that produce carbon dioxide and other gasses that evolution has made your body expel in an efficient manner. You must be the only one in the world who does this. I mean, just don't eat. It's not that hard. Pardon my sarcasm above, but there are a countless number of idiots on this site. Totally not a YDI at all. (Although this hardly means your life sucks...)