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By Anonymous - 08/09/2018 09:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, while pooping at work, I was scrolling through social media. I dropped my phone in the toilet and the automatic flusher engaged, flushing my phone halfway into the pipes, which then flooded the toilet. I had to call maintenance and explain what happened to retrieve phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML

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By Lostring - 02/07/2018 20:30

Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML

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By joy - 07/02/2012 17:49 - United States

Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By Crap - 12/04/2016 16:48 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was taking a dump at work at a nursing home. While reaching for the toilet paper, I accidently pushed the emergency button. The nursing supervisors broke into the washroom to help. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2023 10:00

Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet. Now I know why they call it 'smart' phone; it's smarter than me. FML

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By tmac - 04/04/2009 01:42 - United States

Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it. As I dried it, some girls were laughing. I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet. Then I noticed my pants were still down. FML

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By enjoy - 13/10/2008 08:30

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

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By cedechan - 29/09/2012 04:08 - United States - Tucson

Today, I got food poisoning at work. I had my head in the toilet when the auto flush decided to turn on. The force of the flush was so powerful half of what I threw up splashed back into my face. FML

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By wtfuraretard - 19/02/2010 20:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML

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Niall Hutchinson 8

Saturday 8 September 2018 15:14

Now you know next time to lean forward whilst using your phone on the toilet. Hopefully your phone wasn't too badly damaged.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 8 September 2018 17:57

Once my phone falls into shit, it’s time for a new phone!

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Niall Hutchinson 8

Saturday 8 September 2018 15:14

Now you know next time to lean forward whilst using your phone on the toilet. Hopefully your phone wasn't too badly damaged.

Charlie Given 26

Saturday 8 September 2018 16:41

I guess you have a shitty phone now😂😂🤣🤣

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 8 September 2018 17:57

Once my phone falls into shit, it’s time for a new phone!

awildwhisper 30

Saturday 8 September 2018 19:58

It'll never all come out from the inside 😷

fde2blknimout 18

Saturday 8 September 2018 19:56

If only you had a otter box.

Nagwa Sami ♋ 6

Sunday 9 September 2018 2:53

i'm sitting on the toilet rn reading this

littlekellilee 45

Sunday 9 September 2018 5:17

After all of that, did you really WANT it back? Even the SIM card has been through too much at that point. Just let it die peacefully in phone heaven after its been retrieved.

DanielleinDC 33

Monday 10 September 2018 2:56

Maybe you should lean forward when using your phone on the toilet or consider not using the phone at all.

shannon2348 14

Thursday 5 December 2019 1:02

I'm really not understanding how if you were sitting on the toilet how could the phone possibly fall in? Wouldn't your body be in the way? This makes no sense.