Not that there's anything wrong with that

By notgay - 21/06/2015 06:04 - United States - Cranford

Today, I brought my best friend home and told my dad we were going to study together. He loudly replied "Woah!", stumbled around for a few seconds like he was drunk, then apologized and said the "sheer amount of gayness" between us had overloaded his gaydar. We're not gay, dammit! FML
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drewTheMan 8

I guess it's pretty clear your dad never studied with anyone

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itsalanis 25

I knew they had them. But, even though I could have many guesses, I wouldn't know what one would sound like. c:

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nothing92x 13

Could it be possible your dad says this from experience? I mean hey maybe he's used that excuse back in his younger years....just a thought.

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baka4815 21

That's what I said about my best friend in the 8th grade. Now, in college, im about to ask her out.

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LiztheKillah 7

I thought only gay people had the gaydar. Maybe dad is trying to come out?

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ItsDutch 16

Anyone can have one, in fact they're pretty cheap on eBay.

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glabberfasted 16

I think you can buy them at Pier One ;)

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horneyhic 15

Those ones are easily jammed by the metrosexual and the tomboy

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MeMyselfAndSatan 10

That's a dick move. Ha, get it? Dick move? Dick? No? Penis.

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glabberfasted 16

50 - I was gonna finish that quote, but... Leonard Nimoy... :(

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Thoricsteam20 24

Welcome to fml newcomer this is just the beginning.

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Tournesol143 28

Not that there's anything what with that.

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RockstarJAy 16

A fan of Seinfeld, I see.

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