NRA fanboy

By Anonymous - 02/10/2020 05:04

Today, I finally confronted my husband about his silicon *wedding ring* having rifle bullets on it. He said, "I love you as much as I love guns." I clarified, "As much as?" to give him an out. He replied, 100% serious, that he really loves his guns. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 113
You deserved it 623

Same thing different taste

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Well, you gave it a shot and he didn't seem triggered. You should take a powder and find a man of a better caliber.

tounces7 27

I seriously doubt this came as some sort of surprise, or did you not bother to get to know him before marrying him?

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Well, you gave it a shot and he didn't seem triggered. You should take a powder and find a man of a better caliber.

Maybe I’m old fashioned, but doesn’t the bride to be, buy the groom to be’s, wedding ring and vice versa? If that’s the case why did you buy him that ring? And if you didn’t buy his ring, don’t you wish you had now.

tounces7 27

I seriously doubt this came as some sort of surprise, or did you not bother to get to know him before marrying him?

Guess you can say that when he proposed to you, he shoot his shot

So freaking what? Was he supposed to have your face engraved on it? If that's the biggest problem in your life, you're lucky

'I clarified, "As much as?" to give him enough rope to hang himself. '. Ftfy. We don't need to be admiral Akbar to realize we're in a trap. In situations like this the only option is to double down with a straight face and brass it out 😋😁

finalyearsofhate 22

So you're mad that he chose a design with ammo on it? Didn't you know this before you married him? Like my boyfriend and I go on range dates together.

Schm17ty 1

They say guns are just tools. But then why isn’t there a National Hammer & Nails Association? Tap & Die clubs? Whole religions centered on Chalk Lines and Measuring Tapes? Political parties based around Wrenches and Screwdrivers??? Nope. Just guns. Because ya’ll worship the Power that you think guns give you. That’s why it’s the weakest of the weak that worship guns. They know they have no power of their own.