Polly wanna latte

By Anonymous - 20/11/2023 12:00 - United Kingdom - Swansea

Today, I thought I'd make my own coffee at home to save money. As I was grinding the beans, my flatmate's pet parrot decided to join the party and imitate the noise of the coffee grinder. For an hour. I ended up with a headache, a half-finished cup of coffee, and a parrot that now thinks it's a barista. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Simple solution; get one of those calming noise apps and put it by the parrot so it mimicks the sound of small waves gently crashing on the beach. That way you'll fall asleep no matter where you are, and the parrot will learn a better, less irritating skill.

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Simple solution; get one of those calming noise apps and put it by the parrot so it mimicks the sound of small waves gently crashing on the beach. That way you'll fall asleep no matter where you are, and the parrot will learn a better, less irritating skill.