Quickie

By Anonymous - 20/06/2023 15:00

Spicy
Today, I walked to my boyfriend's house, which takes literally 2 minutes since we are also neighbours. He wanted sex straight away. The walk took longer than the sex, by over a full minute. FML
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lalalaila777 24

thats where foreplay may have helped, or quick release before actually getting down to it. good luck !

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RichardPencil 30

I'm guessing the duration of your Booty Call walk to get sex is the same as your Walk of Shame afterwards. It's not likely that a minute with a Two-Pump Chump will make you walk funny.

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lalalaila777 24

thats where foreplay may have helped, or quick release before actually getting down to it. good luck !

3 0
RichardPencil 30

I'm guessing the duration of your Booty Call walk to get sex is the same as your Walk of Shame afterwards. It's not likely that a minute with a Two-Pump Chump will make you walk funny.

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