Run for the hills

By Anonymous - 21/08/2022 04:00

Today, I heard for the nth time (I lost count after 100) how my roommate and her boyfriend plan to have kids (yes, plural) because we’re "BFF family", and "family babysits for free." She’s actively trying to get pregnant, but wants to continue smoking and drinking like a fish. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Maybe don't be friends with her? She sounds extremely degenerate and irresponsible for wanting to indulge in selfish pleasures while trying for a child. God forbid more humans like her reproduce.

Ben Deigheau 8

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Maybe don't be friends with her? She sounds extremely degenerate and irresponsible for wanting to indulge in selfish pleasures while trying for a child. God forbid more humans like her reproduce.

Of course, they do. Haven't you tried smoked salmon?

Just that once. But the judge said that if ever I was caught in public again, doing that, that I’d be sent to jail

Smoking and drinking don't affect conception. Alcohol has probably led to many pregnancies starting. They're very damaging to the fetus and we'll see if your idiot roommate can quit them once pregnant. Smart money says: She won't.

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Figure out how to flee in the next nine months.

Ben Deigheau 8