Love and Embarrassing: Sheer class

Sheer class

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Norway

Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML

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You deserved it 38 477

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 02:01

Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML

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By Lmop68 - 27/05/2009 05:27 - Canada

Today, I saw my crush waving me over from the other end of the parking lot. I ran quickly to greet him, but in my excitement didn't take note of the giant Hummer backing out. I broke two ribs and all my crush was trying to do was warn me of the moving vehicle I was about to run into. FML

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You deserved it 17 342

Play it cool

By NathanPlays - 23/04/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML

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You deserved it 20 245

By laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

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You deserved it 46 898

Good bye!

By Anonymous - 19/01/2020 20:00

Today I was walking around the mall and I saw my crush from high school. He came up to me and instead of talking to him I burped, and he just walked away. FML

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You deserved it 734

By clumsy - 07/05/2013 00:45 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML

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You deserved it 53 986

Greetings

By anonymous409 - 01/12/2020 20:01

Today, I was going out to buy some stuff from the store. As I was leaving, my mom warned me to tie my shoelaces; I told her not to worry about it. As I'm walking down the street, I see my crush walking towards me. As I get closer and say hi, I trip on my shoelaces and face-plant into her chest. FML

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You deserved it 1 498

By Anonymous - 11/06/2018 20:30

Today, while riding to the skate park, I noticed a gorgeous blonde walking towards me. She gave me a smile as I passed so I turned and looked behind me to get a second glance. I rode my BMX straight into a light pole in front of a pub patio full of people. She saw it all. FML

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You deserved it 3 524

Our cross to bare

By sierra808 - 31/05/2009 09:43 - United States

Today, I was walking on the beach when I saw my crush walking towards me. I was thinking about what I was going to do while playing with my top that ties in the front. I decided that I was just going to smile. When we got closer to each other, I smiled and waved, and as I put my hand up it untied my top. FML

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You deserved it 17 542

By mitchellcrawford - 31/05/2016 18:05 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after seeing a cute girl on the bus, I tried to look cool by flipping my hair, only to smack the side of my head into the bus window. FML

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You deserved it 10 117

aback 4

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:08

She'll remember you now.

blondegurl718 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:03

Smooth.

Comments

BAbyR 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:11

nonchantly lol nice vocabulary

MsMegaroo 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:13

If you r in Norway...how do u speak English? jw..

Ringmaster1 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:56

Alot of foriegners speak English, it's almost required for trading/travel.

paks7 0

Friday 19 June 2009 0:02

wow...ignorant much? I would very much like for people like you to not represent me as American

MsMegaroo 0

Friday 19 June 2009 0:15

Im not representing YOU as an American...im representing ME as an American Duhhh

heyyou1203 0

Friday 19 June 2009 0:27

yea, but point is when u say stupid shit like that u make all Americans look ignorant. congrats. and yea, most Europeans, especially Swedes, learn English as their second language because they're not lazy like us and think everyone else should learn their language.

hawkiiz 0

Friday 19 June 2009 9:17

because we are awesome!

heyyou1203 0

Friday 19 June 2009 10:34

My bad, Norse. Not Swedes.

Luneth101 0

Friday 19 June 2009 17:13

Yeah, some Americans are lazy (I'm a Chinese American, but I'm lazy too). However, what I don't like is how you hear about illegal aliens from Mexico come into a store and then sue it for not having Spanish signs. Come on people, really? If you're coming to America, learn English, especially if you're going to live here. Especially if you're illegal, I mean, you're breaking the law just by being here, the least you can do is learn our language.

master565 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:13

Wow I didn't know people can be that stupid

spank_u_veryhard 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:14

yawn.... ssdd

boomerang247 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:15

maybe running into poles is a turn on for her? if so consider yourself lucky!

Sportsfan86 3

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:17

I don't get why it's even on here. It's not a fml, it's just stupid. Trying to act cool then failing.

shakenbake93 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:17

People need to start looking where they're walking

MrPoly 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:17

This seems to happen quite a lot to many FML users...

fyrtiosexarton 12

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:21

people in norway tend to do these things ^^

PureGold 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:22

Maybe she thought it was cute? She probably guess you were trying to impress her by acting casual after that display xD...she wouldn't have if you had just done the casual wave and not walked into anything.