Sick moves, bro

By Fish - 19/03/2009 15:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 301
You deserved it 55 372

Same thing different taste

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Moral of the story: Don't show off. If anything: Strike up a conversation!

drumlineboi 0

nice....and fish is my nickname 2....btw. why the hell did i just say that? noobody gives a damn....FML

mimblewimble_fml 0

I'd have to say YDI for trying to show off. I wouldn't want a girl who likes me just because I could make a pretty dive. Lol. Why do guys think they have to show off to a girl to get her?

LOL, I always feared the diving boards as a child.

any FML that has to do with impressing a guy/girl is an immediate YDI

I wonder when people will stop posting the whole "I don't know what shallow means and I tried to impress someone and f*cked up, poor me, feel sorry for me." It's always a You Deserve It. There should be an option of Grow The F*ck Up.

would u rather have dead instead of being saved