Miscellaneous: Some taken

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By Atomic_Tangerine - 29/06/2009 23:07 - United States

Today, my mom, sister, and I were talking about a friend's girlfriend. My sister's opinion of her was that she was cute but not hot. My mom agreed, saying that she didn't think that someone without boobs could EVER be hot. She then looked at me and said, "No offense." FML

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You deserved it 3 689

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By Dasani - 16/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I was complaining to my mom about how my sister looked like a barbie doll next to me. I was saying how she was so tan and her hair looked awesome next to mine. She paused for a while and then said "Well you're pretty on the inside." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 445

You deserved it 9 006

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By Miami6and3 - 26/08/2013 18:22 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 488

You deserved it 5 318

By MH. - 24/01/2014 12:36 - Norway - Sandnes

Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 016

You deserved it 3 971

By UHM - 06/10/2013 21:54 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 273

You deserved it 4 018

By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 20:32 - United States

Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 840

You deserved it 3 167

Unnecessary

By Ava K - 01/10/2019 16:02 - United States - San Diego

Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 575

You deserved it 178

By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 01:39 - United States

Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, my mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more. Why? Because "they are way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in my group." FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 745

You deserved it 3 421

Boobaloo

By nerdlette - 15/03/2014 19:34 - United States - Newport News

Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 128

You deserved it 4 034

By Duckie W - 13/02/2009 01:24 - United States

Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 681

You deserved it 6 231

By UglySister - 02/12/2009 22:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 287

You deserved it 3 083

Justboy 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 9:16

No worries mate, chin up! I much prefer small boobs on a woman its way hotter. And just think of the state the big ones are gonna be when they're older, no one wants to see that!

cms70 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 9:14

Don't worry not everyone is into big boobs. My boyfriend hates big boobs.

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ChocolateHS 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 9:09

Thats why they created plastic surgery... there's still hope

FMLGirl1991 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 12:24

there IS the option of plastic surgery but you'll find that most guys like their boobs real. you don't need big boobs to be hot.

soccerkrzy 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 14:33

Surgery requires another surgery every 10 or so years...not worth it for the price.

regalarius 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 16:01

Blech. Breast enlargements are disgusting. If Nature has blessed you with awesomely small boobs, be grateful! OP - your mom is very, very, *very* wrong.

lakergurl91 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 0:46

I have three points that Id like to make: 1) The OP's mom is both stupid and shallow for thinking that the size of a girls breasts determines how "hot" she is!! 2)#34 needs to STFU because the size of a womans breasts is mostly genetic and thanks to your closed minded thinking women whos breasts are larger/smaller then a B/C cup feel like their weird...and theyre NOT!! 3)Breast size DOES NOT matter!! I have a pair of 38DDs and I dont feel like Im more attractive then a girl with 32As...its more about confidence and the way in which you carry yourself !! Id imagine that having big breasts is like having a big dick!! I mean it looks nice and is fun to play with but it also has its downsides!! So to all the girls with slightly smaller breasts BE HAPPY!! At least yours wont ever SAG!! Smile Jesus loves you =)

iloveconcerts 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 15:42

i so agree with you #81. i have 38C's and i swear theyre getting bigger. everyone i know wants to have boobs like mine, its kinda annoying and embarassing hearing people talk about your boobs and saying how nice they are.

ReyEr9412 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 3:47

Acceptance is only a scalpel away.

BigMacBoi 3

Tuesday 16 August 2011 23:21

112- your boobs sound nice ;)

LP95 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 9:10

Lol...dont know what's worse...your mom saying you need boobs to be hot or her saying that you have none...probably the second though...

tallproducer 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 9:10

aww..i know how that feels my mom says things that are kinda messed up!LOL.but honestly you have nada to worry about. There are TONS of guys out there that like other things..i personally love my boobs LOL but my bfs an ass guy so even tho theyre big it dont even matter to him!

cms70 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 9:14

Don't worry not everyone is into big boobs. My boyfriend hates big boobs.

bobbeta30 14

Wednesday 8 February 2012 6:00

Or so he says.... But lucky you If he really is nice.

Justboy 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 9:16

No worries mate, chin up! I much prefer small boobs on a woman its way hotter. And just think of the state the big ones are gonna be when they're older, no one wants to see that!

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Monday 5 July 2010 14:17

so, you're saying small boobs on a woman is hot. does that mean small boobs on a man isn't and that you like big boobed men? :D

TBelle4Ever 15

Sunday 29 July 2012 4:34

He didn't even mention men, so why did you bring it up?

youaresofucked 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 9:18

Csnyd2008 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 9:27

Bummer!

Glam_fml 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 9:34

Big boobs aren't all they are crackef up to be. Actually, some guys prefer small boobs. At least they won't be hanging to your knees when you are older.

Phwow 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 9:45

Umm #10 ,what guy would prefer a flat girl

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Monday 5 July 2010 14:21

A guy like me, for example. I frankly can't stand big ones.

Sigel 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 3:34

Does it matter? Really? If you meet this amazing girl who is not your "type" its going to matter?

kewlcat 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 9:53

yeah my mom has huuuge boobs and shes always saying how she wants to get a breast reduction and big boobs tend to make you look fatter than what you really are.