Love, Videos, Scams, YouTube and Toxic: Tater tots everywhere

Tater tots everywhere

By Anonymous - 05/01/2023 09:00

Today, I caught my boyfriend watching Andrew Tate videos and agreeing with everything he was saying. I shared my opinion that Tate is a disgusting human, and my boyfriend said that of course I’d try to suppress the truth like a typical woman. Ladies, I think my boyfriend is broken beyond repair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 059

You deserved it 690

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Same thing different taste

Gotta get that clout

By Debate bros STFU - 26/07/2021 06:01

Today, my live-in boyfriend spent yet another evening trying to bait Twitch streamers into a debate about stuff he barely understands. He's obsessed with "growing his audience", and I'm getting tired of his bullshit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 788

You deserved it 157

By Anonymous - 09/10/2012 05:39 - Australia - Cambridge

Today, my boyfriend had a tantrum because I didn't like Black Sabbath as much as him. Apparently our entire relationship was based on him thinking I did. I've now been labeled "The Queen of Lies." FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 528

You deserved it 3 256

By a2 - 06/02/2014 06:57 - Australia - Bayswater

Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 018

You deserved it 8 238

Major red flag

By Karissa - 24/08/2021 10:01

Today, I confronted my boyfriend about him and his female friend’s friendship making me uncomfortable. He responded by throwing the mother of all fits and punching a hole in the wall. He said I have to pay for the repair, because I "made him do it." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 278

You deserved it 156

Nice victim blaming, dude

By Awkward - 26/11/2021 16:58 - Netherlands

Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 420

You deserved it 97

By _kristaaxo - 21/11/2016 09:24 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, my boyfriend turned out to be a moron. Although he loves anal porn, he says gay sex is revolting. His reasoning? Because guys poop out of their buttholes. Apparently women don't. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 356

You deserved it 1 539

The Phone Call

By turnmyphoneoff - 24/09/2019 00:01

Today, I got a drunken call from my boyfriend, which consisted of him telling me that he, "does man things like fuck bitches and roll with hoes," and that I've been, "trying to turn him into a half-ass girly man," but, "that shit ain't right." Then he threw up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 947

You deserved it 211

Communication breakdown

By Anonymous - 18/11/2023 06:00

Today, I tried to tell my boyfriend how I have been feeling recently in our relationship. He lashed out at me, saying I was just accusing him of being the bad guy. I guess I'll never express my feelings ever again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 492

You deserved it 119

Scared

By Anonymous - 29/01/2022 14:01

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he never seems to have his own opinion, always agrees with me, and does whatever I want. That’s when he admitted he’s scared of me and is terrified of saying or doing anything I won’t like. I have no idea what I did to scare him this badly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 758

You deserved it 509

By Shirley - 15/02/2012 00:43 - United States

Today, while out for our romantic Valentine's dinner, my boyfriend of 2 and a half years told me that he believes in females being subservient, that I'm not allowed to have opinions anymore, that he is "the alpha dog" and I'm merely the "beta dog", and that I have to "get used to it." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 908

You deserved it 7 571

Hangryko 29

Thursday 5 January 2023 9:50

Dump the manchild now.

Crowned Sataness 12

Thursday 5 January 2023 10:13

there's no saving a man like that and no coming back from that. unfortunately it's time to cut him loose before you're in too deep

Comments

Hangryko 29

Thursday 5 January 2023 9:50

Dump the manchild now.

Crowned Sataness 12

Thursday 5 January 2023 10:13

there's no saving a man like that and no coming back from that. unfortunately it's time to cut him loose before you're in too deep

legalgravethief 8

Thursday 5 January 2023 10:21

As a guy myself who firmly believes that Tate is a twat, run a mile from anyone who believes his crap

Nazmazh 18

Thursday 5 January 2023 15:08

So, you do what you'd always do with something that's broken beyond repair - Throw it in the trash without a second thought! I'm sure it sucks that your relationship is ending this way, but consider the alternative - You'd have to remain in a relationship with someone who vigorously agrees with and supports Andrew Tate and insults you based on your gender (while, presumably, desiring someone of your gender as a partner).

spinningrecords 14

Thursday 5 January 2023 15:30

Dump his ass

Brightside86 30

Thursday 5 January 2023 17:46

So whats he think about Tate being arrested for sex trafficking? Might be the reality check Tates following needs.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 5 January 2023 19:03

I hope you mean EX-boyfriend/newly-minted incel.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Friday 6 January 2023 3:38

And yet he's still your boyfriend. Congratulations on confirming to him that everything Andrew Tate says is true. Or you could have a spine and dump him.