The gift of insecurity

By where’d she learn it? - 20/10/2023 15:02 - United States

Spicy
Today, my new girlfriend gave me head for the first time. It was so good, I swear she sucked my soul into another dimension! I was snapped back to earth by the thought that no one sucks that good without years and years of practice. Now I can’t stop thinking about all the other dicks she’s sucked. FML
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Justkidding100 41

sucking dick is pretty easy tbh, and even so who cares? you've obviously gotten head before if you have something to compare it to. get a grip

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cuz803 44

Dude, get the **** over it and be grateful. If the thought of her possibly having previous experience is too revolting, stop wasting her time.

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Justkidding100 41

sucking dick is pretty easy tbh, and even so who cares? you've obviously gotten head before if you have something to compare it to. get a grip

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Wadlaen 23

She's just been practicing to be prepared to give you the ultimate experience!

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Nikki 17

Would you rather she was terrible? Why does this stuff even matter, you didn’t know her before, get over yourself

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cuz803 44

Dude, get the **** over it and be grateful. If the thought of her possibly having previous experience is too revolting, stop wasting her time.

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RichardPencil 30

People like you don't deserve to be happy. If you can't enjoy great head without making yourself miserable, just get a Fleshlight and let her apply her skills where they are appreciated!

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SirEnigM0nk 22

Damn dude, you feeling OK? Your comments have been frighteningly sensible of late.

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idragosani 15

Maybe she just has a natural talent. My ex certainly did not

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