Singing and Miscellaneous: The Voice

The Voice

By NotChadKrouger - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was auditioning for a talent show. I asked my girlfriend if I could sing to her before I went. She said sure. Thirty seconds in, she got up and mumbled, "You're only going to embarrass yourself." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 20:56 - United States - Collingswood

Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML

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The Voice

By Stage Fright - 05/12/2022 00:00

Today, my roommate eavesdropped on me singing. When I realized he was there, he said I was "fucking incredible" and asked me to do another song. There's just one issue: I only sing well when I'm alone. The result was predictably bad. If it was possible to literally die of embarrassment, I wouldn't be writing this. FML

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Your song

By None - 08/02/2009 17:18 - United States

Today, I auditioned for the musical at my school. Before I sang my song, I gave my music to the director. She said "Oh, I love this song!". After I sang it, she told me, "It's okay, I still like the song." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2013 01:55 - China - Shanghai

Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML

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By Chuffy - 04/11/2012 07:28 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, to help me get over my crippling social anxiety, my therapist encouraged me to sing in front of a crowd, since I actually have a fine singing voice. I ended up fainting onstage, mid-song. FML

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You deserved it 2 311

Karaoke night

By helluvasinger - 12/11/2009 11:00 - South Africa

Today, I went to a karaoke bar that my girlfriend works at. I'm a halfway decent singer, so I picked out a song we both liked and decided to give it a go. Halfway through the song I sneezed, tripped, fell off the stage and knocked myself out in front of my girlfriend and fifty bar patrons. FML

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You deserved it 5 477

By badsinger - 04/06/2010 09:38 - New Zealand

Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were lying in bed. Just as she was about to fall asleep I thought it would be sweet if I sang her a song that her Mom sang to her when she was a child. Instead, I was told to shut the fuck up and that I sucked. FML

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By Sarri - 18/02/2014 02:13 - United States - Pembroke

Today, I worked up the courage to sing at an open mic night. I lost my cool halfway through because all I could hear was laughter. FML

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You deserved it 5 407

By embarrassed - 18/11/2010 02:31

Today, I auditioned for a part in a play. I've been practicing for months, and was very excited. After I'd finished singing, the director whispered something to the other judges, and they all laughed. Hard. So much for the lead role. FML

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You deserved it 3 435

By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 20:12 - Canada

Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML

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ProhibitionRose 14

Wednesday 11 May 2011 18:47

at least she was being honest.

RyanMacVey 17

Wednesday 11 May 2011 18:47

mate it aint her fault that you cant sing

Comments

cptmorgan15 2

Wednesday 11 May 2011 19:01

Stick it in her ass then go sing your balls off. Bitch didn't even tell you you suck, she mumbled it.

Dethh 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 19:01

You can solve this by shoving a stick down her throat till she gags. That'll show her... or you can substitute the stick with your penis

Lizza330 28

Wednesday 11 May 2011 21:14

That sounds a bit like rape.

CitrusGirl 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 23:13

Agree with Lizza. I think you were trying to be funny, but you failed. Big time.

PrickHead 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 19:04

if my gf told me that i wouldnt see anything wrong...

ladyluck82 9

Wednesday 11 May 2011 19:06

It's good she's honest but she didn't have to act like a bitch. I'm a professional singer & would be gutted if my boyfriend (not that I have one - lmao - said that to me) Dump the slag! lol

dreamering 16

Wednesday 11 May 2011 19:35

No wonder you're single.

RyanMacVey 17

Wednesday 11 May 2011 19:38

what you trying to say?

dreamering 16

Wednesday 11 May 2011 19:47

That I run out of pencils.

ladyluck82 9

Wednesday 11 May 2011 19:48

WTF are you trying to say? Don't beat around the bush... Oh, and FYI...Idh a bf because I CHOOSE TOO...big difference. Wait...why am I bothering? Waste of my time...lmao

dreamering 16

Wednesday 11 May 2011 22:40

Miss, I always run for the bush :)

girley1555 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 19:06

haha! go be on american idol.:)

Calyx_fml 21

Wednesday 11 May 2011 19:12

She did you a favor.

khaya 9

Wednesday 11 May 2011 19:27

Next time don't pick the penis song. Unless doing a duet.

Razzle_McDazzle 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 22:19

"To be a man you must have honor and a peeeeeeenis!" ~Shin Chan~

instantmusic 4

Wednesday 11 May 2011 19:40

What a bitch...but at least she's an honest bitch, you don't see that enough these days.

holagranola 15

Wednesday 11 May 2011 19:57

at least she's tellin the truth ! she could've told you that you were awesome, then you got up there and sucked !:)

sweet_candy_ 17

Wednesday 11 May 2011 20:28

Look at the bright side at least you're not writing fml that says you went to sing in front of a crowd because your girlfriend told you that you sing good and that she lied about you singing good.