Moving home, Weird and Parents: Tight knit family - FML

Tight knit family

By Anonymous - 24/05/2010 17:12 - Canada

Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML

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By Coolios - 24/06/2013 14:16 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I bumped into my parents at the mall. They didn't tell me they were around. I live 5,000 miles away, in a different country from them. FML

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By danielle887 - 07/07/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, I decided to pay a surprise visit to my family after I got some work leave. I drove over and knocked on the door, and a young couple answered. Apparently, my entire family decided to move to Texas, and didn't bother to tell me. FML

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Our house, in the middle of our street

By Anonymous - 05/09/2011 10:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML

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By AlwaysTired - 14/09/2016 14:57 - United States

Today, marks the third time this month my parents came to visit. I moved 5 hours away to get away from them. FML

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By jan420 - 09/11/2012 22:03 - Norway - Moss

Today, I paid a surprise visit to my parents, after having moved out for university last year. My room had been stripped bare and all the family photos featuring me were missing from the wall. When I asked why, my mom asked me in return why I was asking stupid questions. FML

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By college kid - 31/07/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML

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Bad connection

By Anonymous - 13/10/2022 18:00

Today, and after a lot of effort to reconnect with my family after a while of limited contact, I found out from the family group text that my mom, sister, and grandmother went on a vacation without me, and I didn’t even know about it until they posted some airport selfies. FML

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Always call first

By Cat - 02/12/2020 08:06

Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML

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Not interested

By Anonymous - 19/05/2023 06:00

Today, it's been a few weeks since I moved into my own place, so I decided to visit my parents. I rang to ask for a good time to come over but all I got was basically, "Nope, you’re moved out now, a grown up, no longer our problem, ring us when you get some girl pregnant with our first grandbaby, bye." FML

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By sucks2suck - 19/02/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I told my parents I really missed them and wanted to come home for the weekend, as I haven't seen them in months. They told me that was a bad idea and they couldn't fit me into their schedule. I asked what their plans were. They said they didn't have any yet. FML

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mama2b3 20

Monday 24 May 2010 23:12

maybe there's a reason? why were you not in contact with them for so long? coo coo cachoo

Phil595 0

Monday 24 May 2010 23:09

sucks.

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ChinnuWoW 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 4:58

omg where will you go now?

Brittonica 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 5:06

you don't have aunts? uncles? cousins? ur acting like ur parents don't have relitives jeez

ChinnuWoW 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 5:12

ZOMFG EVERYONE IS SUPPOSED TO COMMENT ON THE FML STORY NOW STOP MAKING A FIGHT IN HERE START IT SOMEWHERE ELSE BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR ******* FIGHT HERE ITS WASTING ******* SPACE

damador 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 5:32

You shoulda kept in touch. YDI.

momov2 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 6:04

haha. that happened to my dad when he was a teenager. except he went to cadet cp for the summer and when he got back home his parents had moved.

JokeMeister 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 6:04

FMYL! Hell Even my mailman knows where I live.

missjohnson954 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 6:22

family matters r hard,really can't comment without knowing the whole story

alkaabi 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 6:30

loooooooooooooooooooool

richp 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 7:12

that's funny - mine moved while I was at camp one summer. I mean I knew they were moving but I didn't know it would be then. they put all my stuff in storage. I had to drve 3 hours to get the key and they gave me the bill too

torres78537 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 8:12

rawr--- u r so ******* hot!! @31 **** off mosquito bites have a little respect for ur self cuz 2 fails don't = a win... oh and learn another word than fail... cuz rawr a win. say it with me WIN!

rawrcupcakesz 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 9:02

Win!!!

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Today, I thought I'd patched up the hole in my window pretty well. That is, until I heard a buzzing noise in my room. There was a huge ass bee that somehow got inside and was trying to escape. I would've helped, but I'm terrified of bees, and I'm now afraid to enter my room. FML

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Today, my roommates adopted two kittens without consulting me. We're not allowed to have pets in our apartment and I'm severely allergic to cats. Oh well, it's not like I needed to be able to breathe this summer. FML

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Today, my 71-year-old grandmother survived cancer for the fourth time. I'm grateful, but at the same time I find myself feeling sad that she will soon be gone. She has COPD and constantly mentions that she is going to die soon. I wish I could build a time machine and go back to before she became terminally ill. FML

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Today, the gas company had to be called into work for a possible gas leak. The pipes are fine. I had White Castle for dinner last night. I'm the gas leak. FML

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Today, a fork hit me in the eye. I was holding it. I didn't even get to eat my chicken. FML

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Today, I was outside with a guy I really like. He asked me to lay down on the ground and watch the stars with him. I did. Suddenly, he got up, walked over to another girl and kissed her. They left me there on the soaking wet ground, watching the stars. FML

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