Transportation: Today, a creepy man on the subway said he liked my eyeballs....

By Noname - 05/03/2009 00:29 - United States

Today, a creepy man on the subway said he liked my eyeballs. It was the best compliment I've received in months. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2012 19:01 - United States - San Diego

Today, I volunteered at a soup kitchen. During the rounds, a grisly but nice young fellow told me that I had beautiful eyes. I was quite touched; that is until he leaned in and added, "Can I have them for my collection?" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2012 10:53 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, a man on the subway serenaded me. That's not the issue. He was cross-eyed, making it hard for me not to laugh in his face. FML

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By fmylifebad - 29/04/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2013 09:45 - United Kingdom - Bicester

Today, I made eye contact with a cute guy from across a packed train. He then yelled out, in front of everyone, "You've got foam on your nose!" FML

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By anonmys - 18/07/2010 21:47 - United States

Today, I was riding the train and saw a cute guy licking his lips at me. Flattered, I gave him my number when the train stopped. He looked at me and said, "Don't flatter yourself. You have mustard on your face." FML

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By belladonna - 26/02/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML

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By ilovecowboys - 26/02/2010 09:09 - New Zealand

Today, on the train to work, the train guard was hot and I became stupidly nervous. I'm very shy and was trying to avoid eye-contact. He said 'THANK YOU', in a pissed off tone of voice and glared at me. I had absent-mindedly been staring in the direction of his prosthetic arm the entire time. FML

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By creepyguy - 26/12/2009 12:06 - Australia

Today, I noticed a girl looking at me on the train. Playing it cool, I decided to give her a smile and see what would happen. It came out as a creepy, seedy grin, prompting her to call security. FML

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By ruvru - 10/04/2009 17:13 - United States

Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML

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By foshizzle - 25/04/2012 06:46 - United States - Orlando

Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML

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Jimboom 11

Thursday 5 March 2009 12:45

Probably because he either wanted to lick them or eat them

N07H666 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 14:21

that's one creative pickup line!!! I gotta remember that one

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King_of_Kings 3

Thursday 5 March 2009 12:24

lmfao

Jimboom 11

Thursday 5 March 2009 12:45

Probably because he either wanted to lick them or eat them

Atmaster 3

Friday 26 March 2010 4:27

I agree I hate creepy newyork subway men

ChaCerCam 14

Tuesday 22 July 2014 9:49

Run! He wants to scoop them out with a spoon!

vdturner25 15

Sunday 26 July 2015 22:54

#2 has a point. Sounds like ****** jeepers creepers back again. Watch yourself

PiousHeretic 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 13:04

Ohhh, baby! I mean.. eyeballs! Really?

foodlord 5

Monday 26 September 2011 10:05

UHe was busy having eye sex with u

shalvius 3

Thursday 5 March 2009 13:19

that's odd

stephypoo 4

Thursday 5 March 2009 13:23

maybe he wanted em for his own personal pleasure...?

N07H666 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 14:21

that's one creative pickup line!!! I gotta remember that one

Jimboom 11

Thursday 5 March 2009 14:32

Maybe he was a bit drunk and was trying to say what nice eyes you had?

nah_fml 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 14:34

watever it was.. dont be sad.. you are beautiful in your own way! :)

Big_Pick 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 15:39

Oh the true definition of irony!

DamUrLyfeSukz 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 15:57

uhhh i guess...what a way to boost ya self esteem

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