Miscellaneous: Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years a few...

By Anonymous - 09/07/2015 19:46 - United States

Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years a few months ago, my boys convinced me to go out with the cute girl I had been talking to on Tinder. However, she wasn't cute, or a girl. He robbed me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 915

You deserved it 5 396

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By theuglyone - 14/11/2016 19:40 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for a girl he met through me. I shouldn't feel bad. Apparently, she's exactly like me, only much prettier. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 149

You deserved it 832

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2019 23:00

Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than 2 hours after, thanks to the 3 different friends that all called me about it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 033

You deserved it 175

You can't hurry love

By giffinator6 - 01/09/2023 10:00

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 644

You deserved it 111

By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 05:59 - United States

Today, I was walking around town with the girl I have loved for four years and have been 100% faithful to. A girl thought it would be funny to approach me and pretend she was the girl I was seeing, and that I was cheating on her. My girlfriend believed her and broke up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 83 866

You deserved it 4 613

Caught in 4K

By Anonymous - 03/04/2023 13:00 - South Korea - Suwon

Today, my girlfriend caught me using Tinder behind her back and now she wants to break up with me. I begged her to stay, but now we're kinda in between a friendship and a relationship. FML

I agree, your life sucks 82

You deserved it 2 647

Better off

By Anonymous - 25/08/2022 04:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I took a walk without asking for permission. He thought guys would be hitting on me the entire walk, and that I chose to go alone to pick up numbers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 181

You deserved it 175

Swindling

By Anonymous - 28/08/2021 08:00

Today, I got dumped, but not before he swindled me out of my savings. This done by my sweetheart from 16 years ago, whom I reunited with when he called me 7 months ago. I had no reason not to trust him, his brother has been one of my BFFs for 20 years. Now I'm not only broke, but heartbroken, and have nowhere to go. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 066

You deserved it 218

By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 950

You deserved it 2 774

By therealkathl - 05/03/2015 13:32 - Austria

Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 300

You deserved it 3 445

By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 046

You deserved it 2 876

SirMrButters 28

Friday 10 July 2015 8:22

Shoulda told him he was a pretty girl

theusediscool 26

Friday 10 July 2015 8:22

Never trust people on tinder...

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daddysgirl243 21

Friday 10 July 2015 8:21

what the ****?

mds9986 24

Friday 10 July 2015 8:37

Yup. Sadly, there exists in this world, people who do this kind of crap. Preying on people just looking for love.

laden_swallow09 34

Friday 10 July 2015 15:57

It's called catfishing. I don't know why.

livelaughlovepie 22

Friday 10 July 2015 8:22

Are you okay???

SirMrButters 28

Friday 10 July 2015 8:22

Shoulda told him he was a pretty girl

amileah13 26

Friday 10 July 2015 8:22

So much for trying to get back out there! Sorry that happened to you op! Hopefully you reported it and he was caught?

theusediscool 26

Friday 10 July 2015 8:22

Never trust people on tinder...

kindasortayeah 25

Friday 10 July 2015 9:40

Gotta left swipe 'em.

SolarLunix 21

Friday 10 July 2015 8:23

Not everyone is who they say they are online. Next time try skyline with her before you meet in person. It's nearly impossible to fake live video.

LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

Friday 10 July 2015 8:27

Someone else can show up at your doorway that she can be working for.

SolarLunix 21

Friday 10 July 2015 8:31

Skyping**

SolarLunix 21

Friday 10 July 2015 8:33

True enough, but it's less likely to happen than meeting someone who you only know via text.

dcam13 19

Friday 10 July 2015 8:29

well at least your next date can only get better.

hiheyitschloe 13

Friday 10 July 2015 8:35

Wow, sorry, op. Hope whatever he robbed from you is easily replaceable! Like #8 said, at least your next date can only get better.

PenguinBitch 43

Friday 10 July 2015 8:36

You should try here. Everyone is who they say they are. Trust me.

interesting33 36

Friday 10 July 2015 9:49

It is true - I am only part of the Very Boring Group on fb for the irony - honest!

enginsteve 17

Friday 10 July 2015 8:48

next time get the nudz first!

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Today, I was on a very crowded bus, standing near the back door. People had to get off at the stop, and being near the door, I had to step off the bus, allowing the people to exit. I was about to enter back into the bus, the door closed and the bus driver took off, leaving me stranded. FML

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Today, at my school's Midnight Madness, I was selected to show my school spirit in a contest. Being drunk, I decided to hump the school mascot in front of 300 people. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 127

You deserved it 53 908

Today, my girlfriend managed to trap a fart in her nightgown and carry it all the way from the bathroom, into our bedroom, and finally into our bed. FML

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You deserved it 1 669

Today, a guy in my class was talking about himself. He started his story with, "When I was little, I was a ginger." I replied without thinking, "Is that why you got put up for adoption?" Him being adopted was the actual story he wanted to tell. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 122

You deserved it 47 072

Today, my friend excitedly told me about the number of guys who are romantically interested in her. I realized how pathetic my life is when all I could talk about in turn was the number of coupons I got to use today at the store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 532

You deserved it 5 582

Today, I found out the girl I like is in love with someone else. Five weeks ago, she told me she's never been in love. FML

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You deserved it 189

Today, I went to see a play. I'm pregnant, so I always need to pee. At intermission, I ran to use the bathroom, but there was a really long line. I asked the woman in front of me if I could pass her. She responded, "You don't look pregnant!", and lectured me about lying while I peed my pants. FML

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