Love: Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really...

By IcantDance! - 01/10/2012 16:05 - United States - Daphne

Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML

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By divingconfidence - 22/12/2012 11:21 - United States - Maple Grove

Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML

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By oddbrien - 13/12/2016 03:34 - United States - Baltimore

Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML

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By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2014 00:39 - United States - Salem

Today, a guy I like asked me to a dance. Trying to act modest and at the same time compliment him, I told him, "You could do so much better, though." After thinking for a moment, he replied, "You're right, I could. Never mind," and walked away. FML

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Shut up

By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 20:00

Today, a girl came up to me on a club dance floor and said, “Shut up and dance with me,” like the song lyrics, only I fell over on her while dancing, and she dislocated her ankle. I don’t think this woman is gonna be my destiny after that. FML

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By Travolta - 14/08/2011 04:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party. I tried dancing in public for the first time ever. Judging by the whispers, stares, and giggles, I'm never doing it again. FML

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By I Tried - 29/01/2016 22:18 - United States - Burton

Today, I went out clubbing and hit the dance floor, hoping to impress some girls with my moves. All I got was a bunch of weird looks and was told by one girl that I'm the "whitest black guy" she's ever seen. FML

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Dancing With The Stares

By Travolta - 20/05/2019 02:13

Today, I was at a party and I danced. Judging by people's stares, I should never ever attempt it again. FML

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By Bliss - 09/02/2009 18:24 - United States

Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML

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By Owned - 29/01/2009 00:32 - Taiwan

Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML

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Welshite 39

Monday 1 October 2012 22:59

She made you dance even when you didn't want to. Don't beat yourself up over it.

JustMery 9

Monday 1 October 2012 22:59

Join the club. You're not the only one.

Comments

Posthuman 26

Tuesday 2 October 2012 0:38

It probably isn't half a bad as my dancing

Daederoth 10

Tuesday 2 October 2012 0:40

Been there. Nothing can be done.

kristina1124 3

Tuesday 2 October 2012 0:47

U should have just told her u weren't a good dancer, being honest like that would have helped. and it would have ended up a fun thing rather then uncomfortable. :)

sassy2085 16

Tuesday 2 October 2012 0:55

Get yourself some solar powered Epaulettes and attach the wires to a clamp on your nipple. When the lights flash your nipple will shock you making you have an involuntary movement. Since it is to the beat of the music therefore you look like a good dancer.

dabob 2

Tuesday 2 October 2012 1:01

just grind. you can never go wrong with grinding.

nyxiny 22

Tuesday 2 October 2012 6:02

That's horrible advice. If someone who I just asked to dance started grinding with me right away, I'd be majorly creeped.

DomAce 4

Tuesday 2 October 2012 1:20

Exactly why i don't dance with my girlfriend.

patacus 14

Tuesday 2 October 2012 3:30

next time just tell her you don't know how. then have her teach you like in one of them hip teen-dance-romance movies. Aw yeah.

Iamme30069 5

Tuesday 2 October 2012 6:03

Welcome to my world

j3ebrules 13

Tuesday 2 October 2012 8:33

Aw c'mon having a "moment" when you explain yourself and have a laugh at yourself with her is a ripe moment to catch a date.

laden_swallow09 34

Tuesday 2 October 2012 15:53

That would be true if the girl weren't acting so narcissistic as to automatically think that OP's horrible dancing was directly related to her. The girl isn't good dating material, but good advice, nonetheless.