Miscellaneous: Today, as I was walking towards my friends at the bus stop, a...

By Anonymous - 16/05/2009 00:11 - Canada

Today, as I was walking towards my friends at the bus stop, a man came up to me and asked me out. This was the first time I'd be asked out in months. I accepted. When I reached my friends they looked at me then asked, "Why were you talking to that homeless guy?". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 09:32 - India

Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML

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By Kev - 19/02/2009 23:42 - Canada

Today, I walked home from work when a woman asked me to come inside for a free meal. It was at a homeless shelter. FML

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By veebenjoo - 28/06/2011 05:35 - United States

Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML

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By meesmees - 23/11/2013 10:48 - United States - Severna Park

Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML

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Too good to be true

By Anonymous - 20/04/2021 08:00

Today, after being hella single through this pandemic, I was gently stopped by an attractive man on my way to the bus stop. He looked deep into my eyes, and I took my headphones out so I could hear him better. Then, he started moving nervously, took a breath… and offered me meth, before tweaking away. FML

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Crossed purposes

By katiebell - 04/10/2019 12:00

Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML

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By Brasilian29 - 11/12/2014 12:01 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 2 years after eating in a 5-star restaurant. She said that she wasn't ready and that she would walk home by herself, which she did. A homeless gentleman walked up from behind me, patted me on the back and said, "Bitches man." I cried. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 13:04 - United States

Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 21:18 - Argentina

Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML

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Consider the offer

By Anonymous - 03/01/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I, someone who has experienced only one romantic relationship in my 35 years (which ended 8 years ago), was hit on by a homeless drug felon client at work. FML

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redbluegreen 40

Saturday 16 May 2009 12:29

Um, desperate much? If they look homeless, I'd be cautious just to talk to them. This is a whole new level of... awkward. Random guys you meet at bus stops that ask you on dates... Just... No.

lady_n 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 12:12

umm, didn't he even look homeless? hahah

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lady_n 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 12:12

umm, didn't he even look homeless? hahah

24788 6

Saturday 16 May 2009 12:13

They're just jealous!

thattickles 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 12:23

did they say that because he looked homeless or because they knew he was homeless? maybe your friends are just snobby, lol. if he's cute, maybe his excuse is that the economy is bad and you should go for it :D

johobus28 26

Wednesday 5 November 2014 16:26

I don't understand why everyone's flipping out because the guy's homeless. Just because he doesn't have a home, that means he should be denied affection? That's just not okay

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 16 May 2009 12:29

Um, desperate much? If they look homeless, I'd be cautious just to talk to them. This is a whole new level of... awkward. Random guys you meet at bus stops that ask you on dates... Just... No.

hryffff 11

Saturday 4 May 2013 2:37

That was rude.

michelleJ11 25

Monday 12 August 2013 3:39

57, would you go out with random guys that come up to you? How about if they were noticeably homeless ?

JADEstokesxo 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 12:33

was he actually homeless or your friends just thought that? hmm. FYL though,

xstaticdelta 6

Saturday 16 May 2009 13:20

FYL for having some awful friends

Rawrrr14 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 13:52

wouldn't he have looked homeless? I bet your friends were just mad because a guy talked to you, so they had to say a bitchy remark. I would have been like "I was talking to that "homeless" guy because he's friggen awesome, k bitch?" haha just kidding......