Work: Today, at work as an optician, I gave a little girl a new pair...

By jamjamy - 26/12/2008 04:53 - France

Today, at work as an optician, I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see better with them. She replied, "Oh, yeah, you've got two big zits on your nose!" FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2012 04:41 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I went with my boyfriend to the optometrist for him to buy contact lenses for the first time. He said the detail was much better than glasses. I excitedly asked him if he could see my freckles better now, and after a long and disappointed look at my face, he said "Nope, just more acne." FML

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By nybaby - 29/11/2010 21:17 - United States

Today, a little girl pointed to the acne on my face and said to her dad, "Look at how many mosquito bites she has on her face!" FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2015 13:45 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2018 20:30

Today, I was watching my 2-year-old sister in the bathtub. As she was splashing, she stopped, and pointed at the "owie" on my head. I told her it was okay, and that it was just a pimple. She said, "Wow, you have a lot of pimples!" FML

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By DopeDickDover - 26/10/2015 15:50 - United States

Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 02:59 - United States

Today, after lifting a 20 pound box of oranges for a woman at work, she turned around to say "Your acne needs help." I still had to tell her to have a good day. FML

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By Smile No More - 13/05/2011 12:27

Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML

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By farmakakis - 21/12/2009 06:25 - Australia

Today, I wore a pair of glasses with no lenses because I thought I'd look smarter. I ended up poking myself in the eye several times, leaving it swollen. So much for making me look smarter. FML

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By elite - 19/01/2012 21:59

Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML

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By ew - 04/10/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML

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Friday 13 March 2009 2:23

She's a little girl. You're an adult. Grow up.

coopert28 0

Friday 17 July 2009 9:02

YDI for having spots on your nose

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awesomenick100 0

Monday 6 September 2010 10:46

13- Zits, you crying-ass illiterate fuckface.

Roaringcupcake 9

Saturday 23 March 2013 2:20

Damn, calm down on the bitch flakes.

JUICYC 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 7:00

YDI you're the one that hasn't used acne cream

zourwolfe 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 2:53

bahahaha! I was at the opticians once and a kid told the optician that she could see now, and that she looked better without her glasses on. it was pretty epic.

gabstahhh 8

Thursday 5 May 2011 16:40

was it 'epic'? I really hate that word. it doesn't mean anything...plus it's over-used.

alyslove 5

Friday 13 May 2011 7:29

that's exactly what I was thinking....

changesinme 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 8:59

The bigger question would be, how the **** did this pass the moderation

gohogs518 4

Saturday 5 November 2011 6:41

Umm don't you mean optometrist??

lisakh99 7

Tuesday 14 February 2012 2:54

Opticians are the people that ORDER and FIT the glasses to the patient. Optometrists only do the eye exams.

mk58 31

Friday 2 December 2011 20:22

Honestly, little kids say the weirdest things, you can't really take half of the things thy say to heart.

suzyrobertsxo 7

Wednesday 1 August 2012 7:22

I don't see how this is confusing at all. A little girl tried on a pair of new glasses, and when OP asked her if she could see with them, she replied yes because she can clearly see the zits on OP's nose.