Miscellaneous: Today, before a big formal banquet, I went tanning because I...

By Sh.H - 23/02/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, before a big formal banquet, I went tanning because I wanted to look good in my cocktail dress. I got out of the tanning bed only to realize that I had left my socks on. FML

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By Ellowise - 24/12/2009 10:06 - Belgium

Today, I used the tanning booth for the first time. Not only was I so white that I received first-degree burns all over my body, but I also forgot to remove my knee-high socks. FML

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By comfort_ - 27/03/2015 03:28 - United States - Dalton

Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2010 01:47 - United States

Today, I got a spray tan for homecoming. While I was dancing, I got really sweaty and the spray tan rubbed off on the guy's white tux. FML

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Will people notice?

By Anonymous - 31/03/2023 04:00

Today, I put on a sock. Then another sock. When I got into public, I realized my two socks were slightly different shades of blue. FML

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Whiffy

By Uber Chad - 25/03/2023 10:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was in a rush to get to work and forgot to put on deodorant. I didn't realize until my coworker told me I smelled like a gym sock. FML

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By goincrazy - 16/07/2012 08:12 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my thoughts that I'm going crazy were confirmed when I got into the shower with my socks on. The worst part is that I didn't realize it for a good five minutes. FML

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By Hannah - 17/06/2011 21:24 - Ireland

Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML

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We've all done it

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 04:00

Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML

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Tanning

By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 04:08 - United States

Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML

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Tanned pits

By huulo - 16/11/2010 10:07

Today, I was getting ready for the school swimming carnival and was running very late. I reached for my deodorant and sprayed it on. It was only when I was at the pool that I realized I had accidentally grabbed the spray tan and covered my underarms in it. FML

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Blind_Ninja 0

Monday 23 February 2009 9:16

It's a sign. Don't tan.

Amkii 0

Monday 23 February 2009 17:17

At least your feet won't get cancer. =)

Comments

holynemesis1208 3

Monday 23 February 2009 20:38

5 year old and a pack of crayolas works like a charm everytime.

ilawlzatyou 0

Monday 23 February 2009 22:23

My feet don't tan that much, I don't think I would notice a difference...

mikeyellenlee 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 0:00

I know someone that got skin cancer from tanning beds. It really is a stupid effing thing to do.

Panic_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 0:58

That's just stupid. The tanning and the socks.

youngxreckless 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 1:53

pretend you're in marching band. sock tan lines ftw!

were_giraffe 2

Wednesday 4 March 2009 19:12

thigh high boots! :)

graciegirl 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 2:49

i feel your pain.. i get a gorgeous sock tan-line every year from track. it's really attractive.

tonce6701 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 2:24

how is that possible..u stay there for at least 7-8 min and u dont notice u have ur socks on??/

alex_vik 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 9:17

So...you didn't even feel the socks on your feet? Or not feel the tanning bed on your heel? Or notice them when you were taking your clothes off? How the heck do you manage that one? Besides the fact that you're apparently numb in your feet, you deserved it for getting a fake tan.