Love and Weddings: Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed... - FML

By badbride - 26/07/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML

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Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML

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Today, it was my wedding day. Everything went great, except that no one showed up. Apparently, the address of the invitation was typed wrong. FML

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Today, I accidentally stood up my first date ever. How? I spent all of last night cleaning my parents' house for extra spending money to make sure the date went perfect, but I ended up sleeping through the alarm as well. FML

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Today, I'm getting married. I woke up with no voice to say my I dos with. FML

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Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML

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hiyourcute 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:11

Its okay, the bride is the only one allowed to be late to her wedding:)

gruvychild 17

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:11

Did you make it to your wedding on time at least?

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emyxii 4

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:16

Grats on your marriage at least! I hope you made it on time.

lorenzoman77 7

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:16

don't do your hair to make up the lost time:)

cocomymoco 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 5:49

hair isnt really something you can "skip" on your wedding day... ya know because you kinda wanna look nice on the most important day of your life where all your friends and family will see you and where many pictures will be taken.... nice thought though ;)

leemurcat 5

Wednesday 27 July 2011 6:16

Yup, wanna look pretty on your big day. Besides, I don't think that it would take two hours just to do her hair anyway...

mutinykitty 18

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:18

wooooooooooooow

Person1233 12

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:20

L2alarmclock.

dudeeee501 3

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:20

alarm clock...... get one!

PrimeStarscream 30

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:22

LOL

SexyQueen0905 24

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:21

If anyone asks, just pass it off as being "fashionably late"

HannahForbesxo 13

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:22

Tell then you consider "on time" to be when you get there.

HannahForbesxo 13

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:32

Them* not then. See this is why I should proof-read.

hateevryone 14

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:22

well.....ummm.....congrats!!

xdust 4

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:23

your husband might not notice, there are those brides-mates.

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