Love and Weddings: Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed... - FML

By badbride - 26/07/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML

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Top comments

hiyourcute 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:11

Its okay, the bride is the only one allowed to be late to her wedding:)

gruvychild 17

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:11

Did you make it to your wedding on time at least?

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FreezeeMonsta 19

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:24

ohh god. now im terrified this will happen to me =X

xdust 4

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:24

your husband might not notice, there are those brides-mates.

beachbabe830 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:24

maybe you should invest in an alarm clock?

nanner6206 24

Friday 24 June 2016 1:13

maybe she slept through it

Maximus_Axiom 7

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:27

i hope you will give your husband the ride of his life tonight to make up for you sleeping in two hours late lol

nanner6206 24

Friday 24 June 2016 1:14

She isn't late for the wedding. She just didn't get up as early as she intended.

saraheve1188 5

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:27

That awkward moment when they start the wedding before you're even dressed.

nanner6206 24

Friday 24 June 2016 1:16

She isn't late for the wedding. She just didn't get up as early as she intended.

fabcade 14

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:28

I'm not going to hate on you. it happens. it's a part of life. just think of this as a funny story for you and your husband to tell. hope your wedding was wonderful. I say congratulations and all the best.

MinisterOfTheDog 5

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:30

Blame him, say he was supposed to wake you up. Then cry and ask him whether he really wants to marry you.

kaykay20 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 5:40

Actually in some traditions the groom isn't suppose to see the bride till she comes down the alter nor in her wedding dress. With all the planning and such it would most likely be one of the bridesmaids or moms job to wake her if her alarm clock didn't.

cocomymoco 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 5:51

i believe you meant to say "aisle" not "altar"

purplepink143 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 8:17

and if he says no to really wanting to marry you, well enjoy life.

bigbadtim 7

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:34

Way to go, now your husband thinks you stood him up at the alter.

Thisismypchere 8

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:37

How would they know that OP wasn't awake?

HomeAl0ne 20

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:38

Everyone needs their beauty sleep.

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