By KAAALIS - 16/03/2009 02:20 - United States

Spicy
Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
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alley_cat_118 0

#5: many guys (myself included) dig neck-biting without being vampires. #9: it doesn't take much to pop a pimple if it's already near bursting. Everyone else: you're absolutely right, this is beyond disgusting.

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omg_18 0

ew ew ew ew ew. i literally gagged. ew.

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audiogasmic 0

holy **** that's nasty. maybe you should look where you're biting next time? hahaha. ugggghhh nasty.

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FMLhilar 0

ewwwwww that it actually disgusting

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Zic_fml 7

At least now you don't have to care what are you gonna eat for lunch

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thebigO_fml 0

The is so gross! ewweewe

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vonstrangle 0

i really almost threw up in my mouth a little. aughhhh. why would you date someone with big creepy whiteheads all over his neck anyways?

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alex_vik 0

I don't understand why you bit his neck...you deserved it for thinking you're a vampire.

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bcmg44 0

I was drinking Pepsi out of a straw when I read this. Thanks.

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onlyhappenstome 0

Absolutely Disgusting! Must have barfed afterwards

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