By Luke - 07/11/2011 14:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that if you are being mugged, never tell your mugger you are going to call the police because he will come back and steal your phone too. FML
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RetardedBullFrog 4

"Imma call the cops !!! . . . when I get home . . ."

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tylersign 11

*mugger steals landline*

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Hyperion11 2

That was a rather dumb move, why would you even do something that stupid, let alone stay in the same area so they can steal the phone from you?

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perdix 29

Stealing the phone is the least of the problems you could have caused by telling the mugger that. Saying that might give him a reason to kill you. You're lucky you just lost your phone and not your pulse.

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leadman1989 15

I can see even more problems than that... all ops nude pictures are gonna be posted on facebook. It's gonna be hilarious.

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perdix 29

Yeah, that could be worse. Especially if he had a small weiner and told all the girls he had a huge one. Death would be easier.

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P374RD3D 9

I haven't heard anyone call a penis a wiener since kindergarten

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2ndSucks 15

You obviously haven't been in touch with your inner child.

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Arivien 3

Phew, I was worried this would be a serious perdix thread.

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perdix 29

Don't worry about that. I might feign seriousness to get a thread going, but eventually the silliness will emerge.

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allard 14

Petty crooks are usually won't do much, assuming he was petty. Did I just say 'Petty' twice? I should post that on FML'

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xShannonxSammyx 7

"Hold on, guys. Let me make one quick call."

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cptmorgan6 8

Pretty crappy mugger if he didn't take the phone in the first place. Pretty stupid on your part. Well done.

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RawrNom 0

I was thinking the same thing. why go though the trouble of mugging you if he's not gonna take everything? Lol... OP. atleast you've got a computer still. or an iPod, there's a bonus. could of got burgled! I hate those things.

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Wheredidgrungego 12

He better enjoy that phone. You only get one call in jail.

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leadman1989 15

Better than cutting out your tounge, and dead men tell no tales.

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littlericht 2

Phone 4 sale! £20 or nearest offer!! Lol!

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Feklfekl2222 32

I'll give you £18 if you give me a case for it as well.

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Feklfekl2222 32

What did you say " hey mister mugger as soon as you foolishly leave without stealing my phone I'm going to call 999 and get your arse locked In prison for a long time."

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Feklfekl2222 32

Maybe Americans should remember that other countries have different emergency numbers, and as I live in the UK 999 is the emergency number. It can't be that difficult to remember that little fact and I can remember the American emergency number

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drawmesunshine 17

69 and 82 are idiots. 25 lives in England. Is it really that hard to fathom other people living in other countries with different emergency numbers? :/

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Feklfekl2222 32

Thank you 87 you seem to be the only American on this site that thinks that people from other countries actually visit this site its, originally French for ***** sake ( no offence if you are American and considerate enough to realise the Internet does not belong to you)

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HillbillRay 1

Uz just dun putted 999 and asumded we'z sposta no wat ya ment

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False_Stupidity 41

A simple check of the profile can do wonders for avoiding foot-in-mouth disease or moronitis

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lostlover89 31

Legit, I was thinking the same thing. I feel like I've seen this exact FML before.

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