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By Anonymous - 02/05/2017 15:20

Today, I finally told the guy I like how I feel about him because he seemed to be into me too. He rejected me while he was serenading me with his guitar. I am as confused as you are. FML
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Glowworm56 26

What does a rejection song sound like? "You're madly in love with me, but I'm not. I don't even think that you're that hot. You think that being with me must be fate. But I wouldn't go out with you on even one date. This is a rejection song This is a rejection song You think we're meant to be Yet you're sadly wrong."

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Etweens96 25

I'd move on, if he's sending you mixed signals he's someone I wouldn't bother with.

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RichardPencil 30

He's using you for stage time. He buys into that 10,000 hours idea and is just running up the clock with you.

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Glowworm56 26

What does a rejection song sound like? "You're madly in love with me, but I'm not. I don't even think that you're that hot. You think that being with me must be fate. But I wouldn't go out with you on even one date. This is a rejection song This is a rejection song You think we're meant to be Yet you're sadly wrong."

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GumStickExtraGmail 22

Holy shit you're brilliant

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Etweens96 25

I'd move on, if he's sending you mixed signals he's someone I wouldn't bother with.

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Diamondnessa0408 2

So basically...he's a jerk. You probably dodged a bullet.

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Diamondnessa0408 2

So basically...he's a jerk. You probably dodged a bullet.

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rockydify 22

What's confusing? He is not into you.

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Alexandria79 22

not confused. he sounds like an asshat.

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Colon_Man 17

He doesn't want to be fed. He wants to hunt. Play hard to get.

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shiny223 6

It's kinda seems like u assume a lot... my musician friend plays me love songs all the time, just so he can practice not bc he likes me

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Quasita 26

Had something like this happening between myself and a guy friend in college. I finally asked him why he did romantic things for me all the time (and yes, he did them often... left flowers randomly in my dorm room, mixed CDs, would ask me to sing/play guitar for him, was really invested in reading my poetry and hearing me read aloud, asked me to meet him for secret adventures and to model for photographs, etc.) his response? "I'm not into you like that... but I do those things because I know you would like and appreciate them." Basically, he saw it as sharing beautiful things, and didn't connect that maybe a girl doesn't want to experience all her big romantic moments with a guy that has no interest in dating her.

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