Miscellaneous: Today, I found out my four best friends are going to Florida...

By Noname - 06/03/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I found out my four best friends are going to Florida for spring break without me. When asked why I was not invited to go with them the answer I received was, "we don't think you would look very good in a bathing suit, and we want to be able to pick up cute guys on the beach." FML

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By evanescence - 15/03/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, the hottest girl in the entire freshman class was telling her friend she was going to Florida for Spring Break. She said she would be in the same city as I would, and I couldn't help but say, "Oh, cool! Maybe I'll see you there!" She simply looked at me and said, "I hope not." FML

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By z - 07/11/2008 07:14 - Greece

Today, I found out my "best friends" have gone on a crazy weekend and they didn't invite me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 14:51 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend had 3 birthday parties for herself over the weekend. I wasn't invited to any of them. When I asked her why, she said I "didn't fit in" to any of the groups that were at the parties. All my other friends were invited. FML

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By Shamu - 14/02/2009 00:15 - United States

Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

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Et tu, Chandler?

By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 14:00

Today, I found out that when my friends say they're too busy to hang out with me, what they really mean is that they're going to have an awesome pool party, and don't want me to come. The Instagram stories say it all. FML

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We just don't see you in that way

By Noname - 09/02/2009 23:47 - United States

Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still available. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them. FML

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By paymeinhugs - 17/03/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML

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By Fatnlonely - 20/08/2019 12:00

Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML

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By big_bail - 03/04/2015 23:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out I wasn't invited to the annual family reunion. The reason? Everyone thinks I'm "creepy" because I'm the only adult who will go out and play with the kids. FML

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By Foreveralone - 22/07/2016 08:54 - United States - Hartford

Today, I was told I'm not invited to my best friend's birthday party. Apparently, being divorced and childless doesn't "mesh" well with the rest of the group. My parents are still watching her kids so she can go away for the weekend. FML

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Friday 6 March 2009 22:50

thats rough, but theyre obviously not true friends. go find nicer ones!

tinasuckss 0

Friday 6 March 2009 22:53

wow bitches

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newmanlyman3 8

Thursday 18 February 2010 6:55

******

kfchiken 0

Monday 25 April 2011 3:09

HA!

jadalondon 0

Wednesday 30 May 2012 13:37

hey that's so rude

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brutal_banger 10

Thursday 11 February 2010 13:01

they couldve brought her along to make them better eh eh? she'll be the ice cream getter haha

MauriceWinifred 0

Friday 4 June 2010 11:49

Their loss! they would have looked better by comparision (:

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Kazze 31

Wednesday 28 January 2015 16:32

So many douchebags in one place..

FML_allthetime 0

Friday 6 March 2009 22:50

thats rough, but theyre obviously not true friends. go find nicer ones!

tinasuckss 0

Friday 6 March 2009 22:53

wow bitches

iammeanttolive 0

Friday 6 March 2009 22:54

#1: go away. That's really low. I think it's time to ditch them.

ccmc3 0

Friday 6 March 2009 22:55

wow first two people are jerks waht the heck get new friends

carriealana 0

Friday 6 March 2009 22:55

...your friends are seriously bitches. I don't think I'd want to hang out with them anyway. Get some new friends :(

ninjakitty 0

Friday 6 March 2009 22:57

WOW! You need better friends, or at least some that know the meaning of the word "friend."

Yunie_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 22:58

Definitely time to get some new friends. Maybe go to Florida on your own and rope some cute guys with your personality? Not to sound cliche or anything, but that would definitely tell them where they could shove their little bikinis. Shallow bitches.