By omg - 25/03/2011 00:43 - Canada

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML
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enonymous 8

So did the teacher get a discount?

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Tanya33 1

what a genius! I wish i would have thought of that! By my age(19) every guy has touched a ******.

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ropeandneck 7

I never did ! do u still want that quarter X) >:)

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RealityChecker 0

Dat kid gon be da pimp. I see it in da future. Awsum kiddo!

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atcontroller22 0

WTF did you say #65? I can't read that gibberish. give me a call so we can discuss what you said. na fo fi - sebn fo fo tree.

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RealityChecker 0

That is kinda wierd, cuz my Finnish friends can read that. And it's fake "black English" or what you want to call that slang. If you're a native English speaker, it's kinda weird that you cannot read it and a Finnish highschooler can :)

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djrox11 0

that kids gonna be a pimp. I can see it in the future. lmao easy to read

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kinga08 0

"fake black English" LMAOOO :D Hahahahahaaaaaa

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Bravo11 14

Imagine your little girl coming home asking for a quarter everyday. That isn't for a cookie...

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you_freak 7

I want to know what he told them to get them to pay him and touch him!

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FML85 0

I live your son!!! He is one hell of a businessman

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