By Anonymous - 11/06/2012 20:30 - United States

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Today, I got a new pair of glasses, and was driving home. While waiting at a stop sign, I noticed a homeless guy touching himself. He saw me, smiled and waved, and then continued. So much for my new eyesight. FML
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COOL__Coal 12

I hope you waved back otherwise that would be rude

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JohnnyBr4v0 3

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mykalt18 2

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ilovesuju 10

I kept re-reading your comment but I can't understand dafuq your trying to say.

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Insane_Tea 15

This is a complete guess but I believe he's talking about miracles and masturbation. Or he has no idea himself. Either way.. wtf?

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ThisIsMyReign 4

Miracles and masturbation...how flabbergasting.

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Qandol 26

Am i the only who didn't understand what he is saying in this comment or everyone else feels the same?

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lovebeecharmer 6

Hey I found the homeless guy!! He's stupid lol

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baddawg365 0

My brain just about imploded from reading that rubbish you call a comment. Please good Sir tell us what you meant.

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randomkayx3 11

I think he means that OP is lucky to see the "amazing" sight of self pleasure.

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HairyPunisher 27

It's a tragic shame when you have the opportunity to be the first comment and waste the "miracle" on a comment that not only makes you sound like a lunatic weirdo but also makes no sense.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

84- lunatic's a bit too much, eh? I dunno maybe he was in a hurry to comment first and made no absolute ******* sense...

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russfml 31

Well at least you look good in your new glasses lol

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vanessaizawesome 8

Yeah at least op knows that they look good in the glasses!!!!

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fabulosogurlee 7

26-Yeah! I really like how you just restated exactly what was said before! I did not understand what was being said until you put it that way... Just in case you couldn't tell I am being sarcastic.

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downtime 12

...What's with the trend of people repeating comments that came before them all of a sudden...? Oh, I mean, does anyone else not understand comment #1?! At least they know they look good which is totally hot.

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Finnick_fml 12

Well... Keep your eyes on the road next time :p

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

Hey #4, I read your profile cuz in also a huge hunger games fan. I know that the K x P was for Katniss and Peeta and the A x F was for Anna and Finnick, but who does the " C x C " stand for? Just curious :)

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Goldenchest 14

1: Go home 2: Burn your glasses 3: Burn your eyeballs

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Inheritance 10

Did you give him money? If you didn't you're a schmuck! Greedy bastards these days.

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Branflakes78 13

61 stfu idiot. i bet you wouldn't give him money you are just comment hungry. and maybe OP doesn't have an high income

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ciumegu 6

Play along with him?? Hey he gets lonely too LOL

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reallytho3 11

Personally that makes it worse...

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reallytho3 11

Personally that makes it worse lol

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Ajwc101 24

28 - I never said that was a good thing. Ha, ha.

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COOL__Coal 12

I hope you waved back otherwise that would be rude

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