By Official_Person - 02/06/2010 21:31 - United States

Today, I got married. My new husband wanted to carry me over the threshold of our apartment, but he couldn't pick me up. FML
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Isamermaid 17

Aww. Either you're fat or he's wimpy. Good one....

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Isamermaid 17

Aww. Either you're fat or he's wimpy. Good one....

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FML_Leet 0

Your Fat, or your husband needs to hit the gym

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Astroman129 7

That's exactly what post #1 said. Way to be redundant.

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smiley_ily 0

aww I bet that ruined the moment :( well congrats on getting married :)

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dannnn_fml 0

here's a solution: you both can workout simple! a n t I f l o o d g o d I e haha error error error

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paperisuseful 0

in soviet Russia, you carry husband over threshold of barn.

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TheGuyPersonDude 0

your life sucks for getting married.

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wreckem881 0

I would say it's equally tragic getting married and moving into an apartment

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akaOtter 1

says the guy who can't afford a haircut, nor has anyone that can take a picture for him.

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epoh_fml 0

not everyone has the finances to buy a home right away, wreckem :( and some people prefer apartments, I suppose.

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chrissycrunk 1

YDI for being fat or having a wimpy boyfriend :)

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comatoast 0

remember all those times you super sized your extra value meal?? yeah, that's why he couldn't carry you

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Ms_Jessie22 8

Haha this reminds me of Shallow Hal :) OP just pick him up!

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doink 0

I would prefer having an apartment starting out. They have the rest of their lives to buy a bigger place.

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gutzzzz 0

I smell a wedding gift of a buy one get one free gym membership :)

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JajaFMLer 3

Great Beginning Memories. To your marridge. haha FYL. I suggest you and your husband hit the gym!

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tjrocks1294 0

someone get the flatbed!!

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angelk12 6

ok this is NOT an fml ur just got married atleast ur husband isn't an ass u shouldn't be complaining about ur weight or his strength bcuz u married him for other reasons not his strength and he didn't marry u for ur weight this is toootally not an fml

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amd3lky 0

redundents a funny word

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Stoic1 0

48 No offense but you probably shouldn't be making fat jokes.

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romskiies 0

^^ ahahahahahahahaha calm down Eric lmfao

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Vanessaxx 0

romskiies! youu blocked me so I can't send yuu messages anymore :/

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AlyxxBearr 0

Damn Straight Jess!! :)

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justj2010 0

Maybe you'd prefer a box under the bridge with a rat? To each their own. Some people prefer apartments & condos over houses- if they don't like the place in a few months for whatever reason, riding out a lease is way easier than selling a home-& if they like it, they can opt to buy it in their lease. Ah, what the hell- you probably never left the nest so none of this makes sense to you.

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romskiies 0

shxt sorry Vanessa I use my itouch to reply haha at work right now so I'll unblock you later when I'm at work lol :D

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snipersdelight 0

wow you must be really fat

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deathcab7 0

well either you need to loose weight or he needs to gain muscle. gym membership perhaps?

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cbr600_fml 0

then don't get fat

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iSwag 0

LMAO!! 63- EPIC ******* WIN!! LOL :D

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TOASTMASTAR 0

Today, I got married. I tried to lift my wife over the threshold of our new apartment, but she was too fat. FML

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Recontemplation 0

Sounds like OP's husband is a little bitch. Even if she is fat, most women aren't over 300. Every man should be able to deadlift at least 315, imho.

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kyarush 10

yes! being a personal trainer pays off! and my wife is only like 120 soaking wet

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OhaiChristina 0

Your hair is pretty. xD

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hackymeal 0

Op you need that thing that the grandma bought in the other fml!

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xDancer101x 0

why does everyone think she's fat maybe the husband needs to hit the gym.....

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cardinallove 11

... so is he weak or are you huge? I don't normally say this, but I think we need more info to determine FYL or YDI.

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whirlybird 0

Wreckem I'm a nurse and make enough money for a house, but I wouldn't have time to manage it with all my crazy shifts. If you walked into my apartment- you wouldn't be using the word tragic. Your comment was snobby and pretentious. And OP- the real FML is that you got married.

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justj2010 0

actually, they're only like that for the cameras but I don't mind. these girls are in the band t.a.t.u.

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merp 0

OR maybe she's just taller than him? its not a bad thing, really.

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elwoods 0

Posting on FML the day you get married? Don't you have more important things to be doing?

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rosemary1990 0

awww at least he tried

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littlemissdqgirl 8

I would be so sad if my fiancé couldn't pick me up. That sucks op.

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wreckem881 0

don't you just hate those fat bitches. they are the WORST

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alana415 0

LmFao.... ur pretty big I feel sorry

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sAnChEz_98 0

awww that sucks! maybe..... you two can work out together, to get him stronger and you thinner (if need be)! :) i bet he still loves you!

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orangesodaftw 0

Look on the bright side, you are married.

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