Intimacy: Today, I had surgery on my "girl parts" and can't have sex for... - FML

By Justme - 20/02/2011 12:23 - United States

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Today, I had surgery on my "girl parts" and can't have sex for six weeks. My boyfriend sees no need to spend any time with me until I heal up. FML

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By NotYetThanks - 23/07/2021 00:01

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Today, three weeks after a traumatic emergency cesarean section, my husband keeps sulking because sex is the literal last thing I want right now. The fact that my body is still sore and healing is apparently irrelevant when he is horny. FML

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By bleh - 23/11/2009 22:29 - United States

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Today, my fiancé and I were fooling around when his foreskin ripped and bled all over the place. After a trip to the emergency room, the doctor told us no sex for six weeks to let it heal. We're getting married and going on our honeymoon in two weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2021 11:00

Today, I found out that I need a hysterectomy. When I told my boyfriend of 2 years, he broke up with me, because he didn't have time to "coddle my feelings". FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2018 21:00 - United States - Tallahassee

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Today, I got to see my fiancé for the first time in 3 months. While we were having sex for the first time, he slipped out and slammed into the back of my vagina, tearing it open. Now I won't stop bleeding, it hurts to pee, and we can't have sex. I won't see him for another 2 months after this. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2022 21:00 - United States

Today, I was supposed to leave for Switzerland for a month, to see my boyfriend whom I haven't seen for over 6 months. Unfortunately, I broke my leg three days ago and I now I need to stay home and get surgery. FML

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By gimp. - 08/05/2009 08:28 - United States

Today, I had surgery on my foot. The doctor told me I'd be on crutches for 6 months. I texted my boyfriend the news, promising lots of intimate favors if he'd watch movies with me while on bed rest for the next week. He texted back, "No way. I don't date cripples." Dumped for a broken foot. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2023 22:00

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Today, I just had surgery and my wife finally wants to have sex. Not that there haven't been enough other days in the previous years of marriage… FML

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By Twysted91 - 28/12/2014 03:50 - United States - Milford

Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2018 19:00

Today, my best friend of 12 years traveled cross country to help me recover from major surgery. I've been sitting in the hospital by myself while she has sex in my empty apartment with some guy she met. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2022 16:00

Today, I just had knee surgery which has put me on crutches for 6 weeks. I fell on my ass after washing my hands after using the bathroom. Ashamed, my boyfriend and father had to pick me up. I destroyed the towel rack, ripping it of the wall. All this pain is now potentially for nothing. It's day 4 post operation. FML

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MrDanimal 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 19:14

As soon as you heal up, injure his man parts. I think that's only fair. Then ignore him for six weeks.

rachii 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 19:12

Sucks to be you. Oh well, find someone who doesn't just want you for sex.

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voltronx 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 19:56

that exact same thing is happening to me. he wasn't even at the hospital when I had the surgery. being with his friends and sleeping is way more important than my internal bleeding.

sourgirl101 28

Sunday 20 February 2011 20:06

Stop complaining if you're still with if. You already know where you stand!

Meggston 17

Monday 12 August 2013 13:48

That is kinda sad, and you're really cute, so I think you should ditch your man friend as well.

Jr23Alva 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 19:57

dump his ass!!! at least now u know why he likes u...... just to get in your panties!!

hotdogcore 9

Sunday 20 February 2011 20:06

You deserve it for not submitting a FML that says: "Today, I had surgery on my "girl parts" and can't have sex for six weeks. My boyfriend sees no need to spend any time with me until I heal up. So now I'm also boyfriendless because I put on my big girl panties and dumped is sorry ass. FML" If he is more concerned about sex than the fact that you had surgery for any reason, you need to help him be single until he wises the **** up.

Gi510 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 23:52

That's exactly what she should have said...

Peytonlikesme 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 20:08

He'll cheat on you!!!!!! I'm NOT JOKING!!! LOL

Avenged7Gabe 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 20:19

how the hell would you know retard

ILoveEggnog 7

Sunday 20 February 2011 20:51

And why the heck did you add lol?

TheCass_ 3

Sunday 20 February 2011 22:42

LOLZ HE'S PROB RIG4T. haha, I'm just messing. I don't think you actually laughed out loud.

ranger186 1

Sunday 20 February 2011 20:09

just because the roller coaster is broken doesnt mean they shut down the whole amusement park.

Fragmonto 5

Sunday 20 February 2011 20:58

RAMIREZ!!!

mariazzz 5

Monday 21 February 2011 11:05

LMAOOOOOO

jayalexander 7

Sunday 20 February 2011 20:09

guys like that give guys like me a bad name, dump the idiot and find sum1 who actually cares bout u.

HoldenGrudges 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 20:10

get a new boyfriend dumbass; he is probably going to go see someone with working parts

teatjie 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 20:11

Your girl parts are much more precious than a dick like him!

koweit_fml 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 20:12

Next time you get surgery on your “Girl Parts” have a sex change. That’ll teach him!

maskedman 9

Sunday 20 February 2011 20:13

Her boyfriend is definitely a jerk. I mean she still has a mouth and butthole, doesn't she?

hotdogcore 9

Sunday 20 February 2011 23:32

Apparently you do too #47, since your head is CLEARLY up your ass, and you're talking out of it.

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