Today, I let my 5 year old play on my tablet while we were both...

By Embarrassed wife - 21/12/2018 14:00

Today, I let my 5 year old play on my tablet while we were both using one of those family restrooms with two toilets. She took a selfie showing both on us on the toilet and sent it to my husband. FML.

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By Mary C. - 23/03/2015 01:58 - United States - Mendota

Today, while my in-laws were visiting, my two-year old accidentally pushed the door wide open while I was sitting on the toilet. My mother-in-law laughed, took out her cell phone, snapped a picture of me and posted it on Facebook for everyone in our family to see. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

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By crunknasty - 30/03/2013 05:19 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML

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By Embarassed - 18/10/2024 20:00 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my toddler started chirping, "Mommy’s on the toilet!" while I was in a public restroom at our local mall. She also knocked on the stall door to make sure everyone was made aware of our exact location. FML

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So cute

By "lildale92" - 05/11/2019 02:00

Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML

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Check your feeds!

By Captain Oops-a-Lot - 03/11/2023 00:02

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML

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Duchamp would be proud

By Anonymous - 23/09/2019 12:00

Today, my five year-old niece thought that it would be acceptable to carve her artwork all over our toilet seat. FML

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By birdisnottheword - 11/03/2015 13:55 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, the phone rang while I was on the toilet. I asked my 3-year-old daughter to answer it, only for her to loudly say, "Mommy's on the toilet pooping." FML

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Cute but… TMI

By heytherexo - 05/04/2009 02:10 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my 3 year-old son came to the bathroom and put on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterwards, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML

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By qwerty - 27/11/2018 22:08

Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML

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fjvitt 14

Friday 21 December 2018 15:24

Better than to your boss...

ojosRojos 28

Friday 21 December 2018 15:43

At least it was sent to someone who already knows you both intimately. That was actually probably the best case scenario in that situation. But it’s definitely time for a lesson on privacy!

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fjvitt 14

Friday 21 December 2018 15:24

Better than to your boss...

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Friday 21 December 2018 15:31

And everybody on her contact list

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Friday 21 December 2018 15:32

And why did you let her play on your tablet while she was using the toilet?

ojosRojos 28

Friday 21 December 2018 15:43

At least it was sent to someone who already knows you both intimately. That was actually probably the best case scenario in that situation. But it’s definitely time for a lesson on privacy!

a1f0sff 25

Friday 21 December 2018 16:26

I don't see why it's an FML...

Xeebar 28

Friday 21 December 2018 20:30

At least it was your husband and no one else.

TheSminty1 17

Friday 21 December 2018 21:04

Poor job kid. You should know that kind of pic needs to be sent to mommy's boss.

thefmlman2011 36

Friday 21 December 2018 22:01

I don't get why this is a FML. Embarrassing yes, but not FML worthy in my opinion.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 22 December 2018 1:19

YDI for letting a five-year-old play with a tablet. I'm fed up with seeing these little kids with brand new phones, tablets, etc. They don't need them and they're not mature enough for them. And they'll just fry their brains.