Today, I realized the cute girl with a nice ass, long hair and...

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2021 06:16

Today, I realized the cute girl with a nice ass, long hair and a great personality I've been talking to is actually a very gay dude. FML

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cjrog727 2

Tuesday 31 May 2022 18:27

bro you definitely should've looked closer. *hint* look for an Adam's apple

cjrog727 2

Tuesday 31 May 2022 18:28

lmao you're a loose ******* cannon

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Plop 17

Thursday 25 November 2021 22:43

Well, the ass and personality are nice regardless of their gender, so I say, time for you to experiment!

cjrog727 2

Tuesday 31 May 2022 18:28

lmao you're a loose ******* cannon

cjrog727 2

Tuesday 31 May 2022 18:27

bro you definitely should've looked closer. *hint* look for an Adam's apple

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