Miscellaneous: Today, I spent 2 hours slaving over a hot stove to make my kids...

By xSusanGeex - 09/04/2016 23:29 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, I spent 2 hours slaving over a hot stove to make my kids the perfect dinner. They both came home with Happy Meals in their hands. FML

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xSusanGeex 15

Sunday 10 April 2016 17:17

Actually i am not. I say slaving because i have gas burners which everyone knows heats up the kitchen real quick.

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homesuckfucker 28

Sunday 10 April 2016 12:09

Save what they didn't eat. Have a leftover night soon and serve that. I'm sure they'd be happy to eat it; they didn't know you were making something for them, right? They didnt refuse your dinner or mean to spoil it.

XxNikixX 13

Sunday 10 April 2016 12:29

At least you were thinking about them!

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_burstpoop 4

Sunday 10 April 2016 12:09

well at least you got yourself a nice dinner

homesuckfucker 28

Sunday 10 April 2016 12:09

olleekenberg 20

Sunday 10 April 2016 22:37

I had to log in to upvote this

IWillEatYouAlive 16

Monday 11 April 2016 2:32

#41 Oh, you poor soul(!)

science-teacher 15

Sunday 10 April 2016 12:09

Does that make them a crappy meal

Foxy_On_Fire 21

Sunday 10 April 2016 12:15

My mom would get losses when we'd do that and she cooked

anyagrande 31

Sunday 10 April 2016 12:20

Save it for another night

emi_alejandra 23

Sunday 10 April 2016 12:23

Save the food for later

weveallbeenthere 30

Sunday 10 April 2016 12:28

unfortunately, you can't compete with a happy meal. been there, done that.

XxNikixX 13

Sunday 10 April 2016 12:29

At least you were thinking about them!

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Sunday 10 April 2016 12:39

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george_s_4 30

Sunday 10 April 2016 12:44

No ones too old or too young for a happy meal

swegdood 15

Sunday 10 April 2016 20:48

there's no age limit for happy meals

vcapelo 19

Sunday 10 April 2016 12:45

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