Intimacy: Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking...

By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

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By dummy - 17/02/2012 00:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML

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By bugger - 22/02/2015 17:31

Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML

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By Great. - 18/05/2012 15:05 - United States - Billings

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2015 21:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML

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So generous

By noway - 10/08/2011 17:47 - Singapore

Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML

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By omgwhyme - 08/01/2012 14:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML

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Enticing

By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 21:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, while making a move in a board game that helped my boyfriend win, he got all excited and said "I love you, babe." I smiled until I realized this was the first time he told me that other than when he wants a blow-job. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2014 14:33 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML

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sunshyne84_fml 0

Monday 14 March 2011 23:13

actions speak louder than words

Adorlee 11

Monday 14 March 2011 23:35

Than he should eat you out to prove his love

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superbones 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 5:28

If you wont your mom will.....thats what I always say

kylesp78 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 5:31

u should have!!! actions truly do speak louder then words...

sailorzoe 14

Tuesday 15 March 2011 5:46

Steak and BJ day!!!

superbones 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 6:01

indeed it is...so.....how about it?

ZeroTheHero 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 0:20

I love this day!!! XD

POPO28_fml 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 6:13

no no, give him a bj, when he about to explode aim his weapon against himself. HAHA. Boom headshot. he said he wanted one, and there Is always consequences.

sweet_princess 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 6:22

normal lol...

Autoshot 9

Tuesday 15 March 2011 6:28

You are way too stupid to be allowed to ever call anyone else dumb. You have done nothing but prove to everyone here that your intelligence level is simply too low to form an opinion of any value.