Today, I was billed $19.99 for a gay pornography video. I'm not... - FML

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By Concernedparent - 19/09/2017 16:51 - United States - College Station

Today, I was billed $19.99 for a gay pornography video. I'm not sure if I'm more upset with the bill or the fact that I only have two sons. FML.

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GhostFox 33

Sunday 24 September 2017 10:33

Gay **** or child support. One of these is cheaper than the other, and makes the more expensive one less likely to occur.

Callyn 47

Thursday 21 September 2017 21:52

The bill. Nothing wrong with a little gay **** as long as the correct son pays for it.

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Callyn 47

Thursday 21 September 2017 21:52

The bill. Nothing wrong with a little gay **** as long as the correct son pays for it.

GhostFox 33

Sunday 24 September 2017 10:33

Gay **** or child support. One of these is cheaper than the other, and makes the more expensive one less likely to occur.

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