By randomman55555 - 03/11/2016 17:13

Spicy
Today, I was hanging out with this really cute boy that I liked. We were starting to get personal, intimate, and really connecting. That is, until my roommate shouted that his girlfriend had just, "clogged our toilet and shit was overflowing onto the floor." FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 928
You deserved it 885

randomman55555 tells us more.

randomman55555 11

hey guys OP here, Just to clarify I invited the hot guy over to play some video games to get know each other better. My housemates girlfriend as you can imagine is a regular at our place. She is the one who clogged the toilet, and has no idea who my crush is. But because my housemate can't even preheat the oven, it's no surprise he doesn't know how to unclog a toilet. I Had to step in before the water got out of the bathroom, ruining our wood floor and loosing our $2,000 deposit. Hope this cleared things up.

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chirstinap325 23

At least he hadn't yelled that You had clogged the toilet and your shit was overflowing on the floor :) it's the little things.

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RichardPencil 30

You should have suggested that you go back to his place to escape the ... wait on it... shitty situation.

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chirstinap325 23

At least he hadn't yelled that You had clogged the toilet and your shit was overflowing on the floor :) it's the little things.

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Jaelkus 28

Look at it this way better here than during or after sex with him.

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RichardPencil 30

You should have suggested that you go back to his place to escape the ... wait on it... shitty situation.

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Gazerman100 13

inb4 a bunch of disliked "shitty situation" comments

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somelildude 14

I shit you not , that's a crappy thing to happen. This is why we can't have nice things ....

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denna44 14

At least you found out sooner than later

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Suffolk_yourself 8

Sorry OP, do you mean roommates girlfriend or cute boys girlfriend? As makes a big difference to the fml

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randomman55555 11

Just to clarify the person who clogged the toilet was my roommates girlfriend, not the hot single boy I have been trying to get alone fore weeks. On top of it all I ended up unclogging it because he doesn't know how to use a plunger. FML

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Rabite 28

How can you hang out with someone in your flat and not notice that there is an extra person who probably came with him? Did she go directly to the toilet and stayed there the entire visit?

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_EnderDoge 22

OP's roommate's girlfriend. Not the "cute boy"'s girlfriend

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conman531 23

That's the test! With shit going all over the floor, are you able to keep the mood alive?

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