Miscellaneous: Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living...

By maddiee. - 21/10/2010 15:20 - Indonesia

Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML

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Same thing different taste

By toiletgirl - 14/12/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML

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This needs clarification

By wrongdecisions - 05/07/2022 16:00

Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML

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Sibling rivalry

By Anonymous - 14/07/2023 00:02 - Switzerland - Zollikerberg

Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML

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You deserved it 119

By Fatty - 27/12/2009 07:15 - United States

Today, the guy I've had a crush on came over to my house. My Dad came in to see how we we're doing, looks at me and says "Man... You've REALLY been puttin' on the pounds!", pokes me in the stomach a few times, and leaves. FML

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By justno - 29/06/2014 00:26 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML

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You deserved it 5 267

By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By Mojo_Jojo - 13/06/2009 11:01 - China

Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

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By longlostkid556 - 05/06/2011 04:14 - United States

Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

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Get out of the way

By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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Chilled

By Anonymous - 23/05/2024 06:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I was on a video call with my crush from work. Trying to look totally chill, I leaned back in my chair. The back of chair gave way, so I fell out of frame, and the only thing he saw before I disconnected was my foot in the air. FML

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You deserved it 180

mintcar 9

Thursday 21 October 2010 19:06

Hahahaha, your dad is hilarious.

krushr 3

Thursday 21 October 2010 19:05

Time to start Skyping in your room. Unless he's into that kind of thing?

Comments

iSilva 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 22:33

Haha, punny dad. :P

Sacrilege 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 23:16

Lawl. Your dad rocks. xD

Mauskau 35

Thursday 21 October 2010 23:35

Roflmao your dad sounds so awesome.

lmtl30stm 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 23:55

I would have loved to see the look on that guys face! But yeah I agreed that that royally sucks.

princess_patches 2

Friday 22 October 2010 0:21

hahaha! that it so funny :)

sxcthaigirl 6

Friday 22 October 2010 0:28

bahaha. i'd hate my dad for that. goshh and i can see him doing the same dang thing!! *shudders*

honeybeex3 0

Friday 22 October 2010 1:01

xDDDD

nakidna 0

Friday 22 October 2010 1:08

your dad wins so hard!

siv97splat 0

Friday 22 October 2010 1:22

haha sucks but sounds like my dad- who took his shirt off while we were driving in our convertible past th highskol car washes!!!

slient_death 0

Friday 22 October 2010 1:39

lol nice dad ;) wish i had him lol!!! xD but if u see ur crush talking to ur dad at school or somewhere dont b surprised if they go to the bathroom ;D goodluck