Miscellaneous: Today, I was ordering food at McDonald's when a condom fell out...

By ThePidgeon - 19/10/2009 18:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I was ordering food at McDonald's when a condom fell out and onto the counter. The server looked at me funny before my friend turned around and said, "It's okay, he's never going to use it." FML

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By Otherguy - 18/11/2008 07:36 - France

Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML

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By houdini - 03/02/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I went to a fast food restaurant. The guy behind me was a pretty hot latin guy. When I went to pay, my purse fell off the counter. My birth control pills, a condom, 3 super plus tampons and an extra pair of underwear I keep in there for emergencies fell out at his feet. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2012 15:45 - Reserved

Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML

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By totallyembarassed - 07/07/2012 04:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML

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By stifledbyyou - 12/12/2010 00:06 - United States

Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML

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By first time at McDonald's in months... - 27/03/2013 05:04 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 16:46 - United States

Today, I spent three hours getting ready to go out to lunch with my boyfriend, only to find out he meant we're going to the McDonald's inside Wal-Mart so he can also pick up condoms. FML

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By can't eat paper - 11/05/2014 01:34 - United States

Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML

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Shy boy

By Oops - 24/10/2009 13:14 - United Kingdom

Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML

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By poorman - 11/08/2014 19:54 - United States - Huntington Beach

Today, a customer came into McDonalds and placed his order. He insisted on putting each coin on the counter rather than handing them straight to me, because he doesn't like touching "poor people". FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 19 October 2009 23:19

I'm assuming it fell out of your wallet. YDI for that. A wallet is a terrible place to keep condoms.

sanem0808238036 0

Monday 19 October 2009 23:24

FYL ....looks like life already ****** you with that condom

Comments

Subtext 10

Tuesday 20 October 2009 0:09

No sense of humour, huh? Grow balls (and the other stuff). Then you might be needing a condom at some point...

jessxoxo28 5

Tuesday 20 October 2009 0:57

lmao! wether he was kidding or not, still funny!

Fentown_fml 4

Tuesday 20 October 2009 1:05

YDI for eating at Mcdonalds.

TheLetterZero 7

Tuesday 20 October 2009 1:53

Funny, I agree.

Superawesomestev 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 1:07

Im confused. Is this an flm because you realized you will never get laid or that you have no sense of humor. either way your a dumb ass.

Geicogecko 2

Tuesday 23 March 2010 4:32

flm? really? its fml ya dunce

jonny2x4 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 1:09

Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it.

ScaryyMary 14

Wednesday 21 October 2009 3:11

You're saying it's better to NEVER get laid than to get laid with a little risk? :O What kind of human ARE you?

Superawesomestev 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 1:28

Also, what 22 said.

ninjb 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 1:45

PWNED

lady_unknown 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 1:54

You know… your friend is kind of telling the truth - the fact that you still even have it in your possession lol

Starcadia 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 2:12

I think the funny thing is how you refer to it as "My condom" not... "A condom"

GuerillaRated 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 2:26

Maybe it's engraved...

MwahFMLS 6

Tuesday 9 August 2011 13:19

uhh, but he does refer it to "a condom"?

GuerillaRated 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 2:28

Ever notice how people that get laid a lot never have a condom and those that rarely get laid always do. I think it's because the people that get laid buy a condom and... USE IT!!! Not carry it around like a lucky charm.